Reviews

This is a great club, certainly the best value away from Bourbon Street. The neighborhood may not be all that great, but the parking lot is well monitored. The staff and dancers are very nice.…

I have to say, that traveling a fair bit for work, this is literally my favorite club In the country. And I will explain why. If you want the hottest, classic strip club…

I got home after a long hard day at work this past Saturday but I couldn't go to sleep so I got dressed and popped in to Visions around 10:00 pm to check out the…

All these reviews are subjective. However, how anyone could put this place in the same galaxy as, say, the Penthouse Club in the Quarter is beyond me, with due respect to those reviewers who like…

I try to visit Visions every time I drive across Southern LA. This time (in mid May - I am a little slow submitting this) I stopped in NOLA (actually I got a hotel…

I've been travelling so much lately that I haven't been able to pop in to my favorite local strip club. Well nothing much has changed. It looked like a great time was had by…

Either you like this club or you don't. The layout is pretty odd, no tables and everyone sits around a very long double horseshoe shaped bar or stands at the wall. On entry,…

I went into visions on a thursday night and I was quite excited because i havent visions in about a year. The dancers are still the same wide variety of ethnicities. The main thing to…

I was at Visions in New Orleans about two weeks ago. Visions is in kind of a bad part of New Orleans, but the parking lot is well lit and they…

I went to Visions after about six months since my last visit and there have been some major changes at this place. Management has turned the $20.00 lap dance room into an air dance…

I have visited Visions several times over the past five years or so, and the dancer quality and atmosphere is still just as good as ever. It is probably my favorite club in the midsouth.…

Visions is Visions . . . you either love it or you don't. As a local, I appreciate dive-y, slightly disreputable places. I almost never go to Bourbon Street, even though at a…

I went on a Saturday around 6pm, thinking there would still be girls from the first shift and then have girls on the night shift starting filling in but he place was deserted. The…

I went to visions this past Saturday night, about 7 pm. I was very surprised at how uncrowded it was. One of the dancers I spoke with explained that it doesn't start getting crowded until…

Glad I made the trip out here after the recommendation of a restaurant waiter (of all people). I was furloughed in New Orleans while waiting to go offshore, so I had some time to kill…

In New Orleans on business and while this place is a drive out of town, it is always better than the tourist places on Bourbon. Arrived around 9:30pm. Showed my hotel key and…

Visions is still my favorite club to go to in New Orleans. I went in around 8pm on a Wednesday night and expected a few dancers and a quiet drink. I was very wrong. While…

When I arrived there around 5:30 there were cheers from the dancers because I was the first customer they had seen in hours I was told. The Saints game was on so they told me…

This club is definitely worth a visit! As one of my first visits a strip club, I felt surprisingly comfortable in Visions. There was only about 3 other people there at this time,…

Having checked out the Bourbon St talent on a Tuesday afternoon and after disappointingly finding it a bit poor, I decided to grab a cab over to Visions (less than $20 from the city). Paid…

Another drive takes me near NOLA, so I make a point to divert to Visions. Not much has changed. The bar top tip parade still sucks dollars at a rate of $12 to…

Visions is worth a visit. The club is in a bit of a run down area but they have what seems to be a decent parking lot with some security so hopefully there are…

after spending waaaayyy to much money at Penthouse and other Bourbon places Thurs & Fri, I finally had the chance to head over to Visions. Overall, I was impressed. Much more…

I am a regular to this club. 85% of the time I have a great time. Certainly, this night was no exception. There were a few hot girls, couple of mediocre girls, and a few…

went for a daytime beer at visions.... the structure of this club is different than the rest of the clubs on bourbon st. The club has a small stage and then the bar is…