Visions
4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

Strange club! Visions is a bit...

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dallas702
Oct 2, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Strange club! Visions is a bit of a dump in a rough neighborhood. Most of the seating in barside on bolted down stools that do not turn. Dancers do a strip on a bar height "stage" between two bar sections, then do a tip walk down the bar top while the DJ repeatedly tells customers that tipping is required for those sitting at the bar. There is virtually no contact on the tipwalk and the dancers simply wiggle a little and take your buck.

The ladies do circulate when on the floor and are not timid about getting in your lap (or wiggling her butt against it). Lap Dances are on couches in a common VIP room ($20) or in more private individual rooms ($30) and can be pretty hot. Extras are available, but not every dancer will offer so YMMV. I also found that take-out is also available and 2 different ladies made it clear that the economy, and low tourism in NOLA, made their "extras" a bargain, should I choose to partake.

If you are looking to spend some time in a bar with lots of tits on display (and the Bears game on TV), Visions is OK. If you want hot lappers Visions is about a 6. Looking for extras in the club? - Well, they are available, but I didn't participate, so I can't comment. Also, I you want take-out, that too is available. I was promised GFE, no clock watching, for a very reasonable $200 from 2 different ladies. I needed to get on the road and had to pass on these offers, but its nice to know that part of what NOLA is famous for, is coming back.

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