Spearmint Rhino Reviews

Went here a few months ago at 5pm on a Saturday, before the $15 cover charge took effect at 5:30. It's a small place, very dimly lit, so it took a while before I could see enough to make my way to a seat. I was there from 5 to...

I stopped in to the Spearmint Rhino about 2 weeks ago. This was my first visit to a Spearmint Rhino anywhere, but I was close to the one in Santa Maria and wanted to test it out. At first glance, you don't realize it's a strip club, which...

When visiting central California (SLO, Avila Beach, Pismo Beach) this is the only game in town. My few visits have been fun. Arriving early, say 6 PM, I've been the only customer in the place. Have usually found one or more dancers appealing. The lighting is so dim you never...

I have been to this club multiple times over the last decade. I have family in town and head out when visiting after 10pm bedtimes. This discreet club in the middle of downtown hasn't really changed much over the years. This is the only real strip club...

Pretty good for a small town joint... staff was friendly... most dancers were good looking. Two for one Tuesdays are a decent deal, since private nude dances are 40 bucks each. Overall a Decent experience. Also, no alcohol and drinks are pretty expensive. Since there are not...

One of those days when it is really really slow. I went in around 5 PM and there were quite a few people and just before 5.30 everyone left. Looks like if you stay after 5.30 you have to pay a cover of 15$ or get 4 dances for 60$...

This is pretty much a rundown little dump in a small (pop: 70,000) town in the middle of nowhere.
The club is in probably the 2nd or 3rd worst part of town. It's a low-crime town, so there's nothing to be...

Since this place hasn't been reviewed in quite some time, and I a recent experience, I thought I should provide a review.

The Spearmint Rhino in Santa Maria is the only place you can go on the Central Coast unless you want to make the trip to Santa Barbara (to another...

Unfortunately this club was as much a miss this time around as it was a hit back in June. On the plus side, all the employees from the doorman to the cocktail waitress to the dance-counters are all very friendly. Also, there is hardly any official hustle on...

Went in last night (Thursday) around 8:30pm. First, i have to say I drove by the place because it's so small and nondescript. I almost didn't go in because it seemed to be such a pit but I had invested time getting there so in I went. Very...

Was at this club last Summer and decided to stop in this year again. I noticed that the quality of the girls has gotten a bit better. Was there on a Saturday night and you could not walk thru the place since it was so packed. Apparently there is not...

I was in the area and wanted to stop in at one of my favorite "rest stops". I wasn't disappointed. The girls were as friendly as usual. I took advantage of their 2-4-1 lap dances. There was one little gal there that realllly knew how to...

I visited this club on a recent wednesday about 4 pm. The club opens at 3 and there was only one other patron that I could see, but the place was so dark that I could have missed some. It took me at least 5 minutes before I could see...