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Spearmint Rhino
505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Reviews

review
published 2 mos ago
OK if you are in the area, better than a year ago, but still marginal
reviewed by
Norge

4.0

This is a review for both Thursday and Sunday evening.First, the club is very small. It only has about 35 seats. They now scan your ID. After waling in you will see…

review
published 9 mos ago
They could do better
reviewed by
Jt562

5.0

The parking and entrance is in back when u walk in you’ll see the guard and u give him your id he pats you down then u about four feet to the right you pick…

review
published 10 mos ago
Typical Spearmint - Good enough to mostly satisfy the urge
reviewed by
TrainSp0tter

5.7

Went in on a Saturday night right after opening at 7 PM. A few cars in the lot, so I figured there must be some activity going on. Was told at the cashier that there…

review
published 10 mos ago
Tried it but won't try it again.
reviewed by
Gatoradelove

4.7

I just left this place and I am disappointed. The club is extremely small. They put mirrors up to make it look bigger. But there is a single stage to the right after you walk…

review
published 1 yr ago
Return to the Rhino
reviewed by
thekid2010

5.0

Returned to the local place after a few years. I usually wait until I travel to SF or LA to partake but I was feeling the urge so I decided to see if anything had…

review
published 1 yr ago
The Santa Maria was Columbus's flagship. Much bigger than the Nina or Pinta.
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people must…

review
published 1 yr ago
Can be good, depending upon the night, not worth a long drive
reviewed by
Norge

5.0

This is an update, but I will include a summary. This is a small place, it only seats 40 people. The stage is in the center and the bathroom is in the back…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Ok if you’re in the area, but hit and miss
reviewed by
Norge

5.3

This review is a summary of multiple visits. Cover is 16 at night. The club is really small. And will only seat around 50 people There is one stage…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Really small, really quiet
reviewed by
stmichel

5.7

The club is the size of a shoebox. There’s one stage and one main area and that’s about it. I went early in the evening on a Sunday and there was basically nobody there. Maybe…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Got what I expected
reviewed by
thekid2010

4.3

First experience at a nearby strip club. I had read and heard really bad things about this place but sooner or later I was going to check it out. Truthfully, it is not as bad…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Only one in the city
reviewed by
odenthall1

6.3

Came here tonight it has been about 10 years since I have been here. Club is pretty small. 1 stage with a few booths and a bunch of seats. Some of the seats are…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Small Club but only one for miles
reviewed by
xanniel

5.0

Cost can be reasonable when specials are going, but too few women. Slow on weekdays and only moderately busy on weekends. Most of the dancers have a good attitude though some may look bored or…