Reviews

Went up to fabulous Santa Maria for a “club function”. Had a few brothers in from out of state and wanted to treat them to a good night. Luckily there was a local skin club…

Stopped by last night to check out the old, small place. Reports spot on about it being small. Parked in back for free, lot was nearly full. I was surprised for a Tu night around…

This club wins the Emergency Earplugs Award for playing music so loud that it’s actually painful, so loud that it isn’t possible to order a drink, and so loud that you can’t negotiate with a…

Retuned to the Rhino after about a year and a half for a friends birthday. Sadly, not much has changed but there were a few newer ladies. Parking is in the back. Small club only…

This is a review for both Thursday and Sunday evening.First, the club is very small. It only has about 35 seats. They now scan your ID. After waling in you will see…

The parking and entrance is in back when u walk in you’ll see the guard and u give him your id he pats you down then u about four feet to the right you pick…

Went in on a Saturday night right after opening at 7 PM. A few cars in the lot, so I figured there must be some activity going on. Was told at the cashier that there…

I just left this place and I am disappointed. The club is extremely small. They put mirrors up to make it look bigger. But there is a single stage to the right after you walk…

Returned to the local place after a few years. I usually wait until I travel to SF or LA to partake but I was feeling the urge so I decided to see if anything had…

Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people must…

This is an update, but I will include a summary. This is a small place, it only seats 40 people. The stage is in the center and the bathroom is in the back…

This review is a summary of multiple visits. Cover is 16 at night. The club is really small. And will only seat around 50 people There is one stage…

The club is the size of a shoebox. There’s one stage and one main area and that’s about it. I went early in the evening on a Sunday and there was basically nobody there. Maybe…

First experience at a nearby strip club. I had read and heard really bad things about this place but sooner or later I was going to check it out. Truthfully, it is not as bad…

Came here tonight it has been about 10 years since I have been here. Club is pretty small. 1 stage with a few booths and a bunch of seats. Some of the seats are…

Cost can be reasonable when specials are going, but too few women. Slow on weekdays and only moderately busy on weekends. Most of the dancers have a good attitude though some may look bored or…

This place is a joke I think the highlight of my night was meeting this beautiful black woman . I forgot her name but damn was she beautiful I hung out with her in VIP…

Entered about 8pm on a Wednesday. Free parking. Cover $16. No pat down. No ID check. Two blocks from my hotel and I had no concerns about the general area. The manager was also the…

This review will be for my last two recent visits to this club. Given my relatively nice last two experiences in this club (after the first one which was terrible) I decided to give this…

So wanted to be fair and update my take on this club. I know I said in the last review I'd never go back again, well that lasted 1/2 a year. Just aren't…

"Try to convince other strip club hounds why they should or shouldn't visit" Uh don't visit. This club was a complete waste of time for the following reasons: 1) To my taste there were zero…

I was in town on business and decided to stop by this downtown club. Parking in the back seemed safe and the doorman was friendly and took a modest cover charge. The club was very,…

This is the only strip club within the nearby area. It becomes fairly busy as the night progresses and seating is limited so everyone is swapping seats with tippers row or standing. There is a…

This is the only club in the area. The quality of the club is decent. The night I went there the room was completely full of guys, and there weren't enough seats to…

If you live on the central coast this is the only strip club between Santa Barbara and the Bay area. Since there is no competition they can kind of take advantage of that and charge…