Spearmint Rhino Reviews

The parking and entrance is in back when u walk in you’ll see the guard and u give him your id he pats you down then u about four feet to the right you pick your seating it’s cramped and crowded with chairs not people haha This place is really...

Went in on a Saturday night right after opening at 7 PM. A few cars in the lot, so I figured there must be some activity going on. Was told at the cashier that there was only four girls scheduled for the evening, so not a big selection, but adequate....

I just left this place and I am disappointed. The club is extremely small. They put mirrors up to make it look bigger. But there is a single stage to the right after you walk in. It's in the corner, not elevated, and has got a counter surrounding the audience...

Returned to the local place after a few years. I usually wait until I travel to SF or LA to partake but I was feeling the urge so I decided to see if anything had changed.

Physical location is the same- small place- room for maybe 30-40 people. Small stage...

Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people must use the lot because there was not that many people inside this little place. Walk...

This is an update, but I will include a summary. This is a small place, it only seats 40 people. The stage is in the center and the bathroom is in the back near the private dancing area. There were 5 dancers working, and typically 5-10 customers....

This review is a summary of multiple visits. Cover is 16 at night. The club is really small. And will only seat around 50 people There is one stage with about 8 or so seats in the front row, they do have a...

The club is the size of a shoebox. There’s one stage and one main area and that’s about it. I went early in the evening on a Sunday and there was basically nobody there. Maybe 3 patrons and 3 dancers, 1 of which was in the back for the first...

First experience at a nearby strip club. I had read and heard really bad things about this place but sooner or later I was going to check it out. Truthfully, it is not as bad as I’d heard but it is not great.
It is a small place. One stage...

Came here tonight it has been about 10 years since I have been here. Club is pretty small. 1 stage with a few booths and a bunch of seats. Some of the seats are missing there cushion so it was like sitting on a solid piece of wood with...

Cost can be reasonable when specials are going, but too few women. Slow on weekdays and only moderately busy on weekends. Most of the dancers have a good attitude though some may look bored or be staring at their phones. No closed off VIP area, most seating for lap dances...

This place is a joke I think the highlight of my night was meeting this beautiful black woman . I forgot her name but damn was she beautiful I hung out with her in VIP she made me feel really comfortable and she was also very funny . Overall the...

Entered about 8pm on a Wednesday. Free parking. Cover $16. No pat down. No ID check. Two blocks from my hotel and I had no concerns about the general area.

The manager was also the DJ and there were about 7 girls listed on the board on the entrance. I...

This review will be for my last two recent visits to this club.
Given my relatively nice last two experiences in this club (after the first one which was terrible) I decided to give this club another go.
Trip 1: Early this summer went on a Thursday at 5...

So wanted to be fair and update my take on this club. I know I said in the last review I'd never go back again, well that lasted 1/2 a year. Just aren't any alternative in the area so back I went on a Weds evening around 11...

"Try to convince other strip club hounds why they should or shouldn't visit" Uh don't visit. This club was a complete waste of time for the following reasons:
1) To my taste there were zero attractive girls. Other reviews have mentioned 18-20 yr old thin girls...I don't think there was...

I was in town on business and decided to stop by this downtown club. Parking in the back seemed safe and the doorman was friendly and took a modest cover charge. The club was very, very small inside and dimly lit. Two guys were sitting at a very small stage...

This is the only strip club within the nearby area. It becomes fairly busy as the night progresses and seating is limited so everyone is swapping seats with tippers row or standing. There is a minimum $2 charge per dance if you are sitting on the front row. Most of...

This is the only club in the area. The quality of the club is decent. The night I went there the room was completely full of guys, and there weren't enough seats to sit at, which was lame and only about 8 girls there and about 30 guys....

If you live on the central coast this is the only strip club between Santa Barbara and the Bay area. Since there is no competition they can kind of take advantage of that and charge more than other clubs. With that being said it is still a nice club, a...

This is only club around the area aside from Santa Barbara, but only if you wanna travel that far. So the pickings are slim for the most part. Small, dark, not seedy, but dark place. Its really a hit or miss up in this place. Dancers are pretty so so...

I've stopped in this club a few times and as others have said, it's hit or miss. The club is very small and I've never seen more than 5 or 6 dancers on shift at one time. That said, I've been in a few times when there are only 2...

I have found that this particular club is very hit or miss. Sometimes you'll get a fantastic line-up and you wont want to leave. Others you walk in and then walk out. Its a fairly small club. It has back couches for topless and nude dances but no VIP section....

love this place, small and comfy. I went over a year ago and now remembered to write a review. they had a buy one lap dance get one free special going on, which made the visit worth it. There is this one brunette girl, amazing body, and she...

Went here on a Thursday evening, about 5:30 PM. There was a $10 cover at the door. The place seemed kinda dead when I walked in; I could only see one girl and no one was on stage dancing. After a few minutes one of the girls sat with me...