Reviews

The last time I was in Miami. This was by far my favorite club. Then, I went mostly in the daytime. But, on this trip I could only go in the daytime.…

It was that time of the day where, I either sat in traffic on my way home, or I stopped, got a beer, saw some ass & titties, and waited out traffic a bit. After…

One of my favorite clubs in Miami. I'm usually there on the weekends with the late night crowd. I can't speak on the quality of the day-shift or weekday experience, but I've never been disappointed…

The club is very spacious. They have two bars and 3-5 strip pole. When I got there it was very busy and it got a little slow slowly. In the mean time I got drinks…

I was down in the Hallandale area - was heading over to Playhouse and decided to stop in to Cheetah to give it a shot. My last visit was a day shift - this…

Afternoon visit was very fun. Lots of dancers - mostly Hispanic, a few 8s, no one below 5. Big parking lot and club were very full for an afternoon. I found out that the club…

Stopped by cheetah around 2am to check out the scene. Probably 25 girls and it was not too busy. Girls ranged from 4s to 9s but there definitly were a couple spinners. Took my time, had…

I was staying in the Best Western hotel across the street, and popped into this club, once during the day when it was quite dead, and once during early evening when it was hopping.…

I wouldn't change a word in my October 1 review. Turns out that wasn't an "off" night for this club. If anything, it was even less pleasant the second time around. Same disinterested dancers caught…

Visited on a weekday evening before 5pm so no cover charge. Cover charge is after 8pm i guess and it's around $10. The place is decent not super posh. The girls are okay few are…

I was in Miami on business and stayed an extra day to enjoy the city. I was told Cheetah's was a chill club and that was a good way to describe it. When…

Stopped in on a Tuesday night looking for something more laid back. $5 cover, as expected, per TUSCL FAQ. Was served fairly quickly, though domestic beer was more than $5 as listed on TUSCL club…

I tend to go through phases of going to strip clubs... and then won't visit for 6 months plus. I'm currently in my visiting mode and have been trying to find a place that combines…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another very-long, excruciatingly detailed; play-by-play; Papi Chulo review - so the normal disclaimer to skip it if short on time or patience ---------- Since my reviews tend to be lengthy; I often use abbreviations to…

Cheetahs is a little hidden from the road, you have to go behind a taco bell to be able to find it. My friends and I decided to try it out as it is supposed…

I got to the club around 1030 pm on a monday night. After paying the 5 dollars for cover, the dirst thing you see is a bar with a small starge and to the right…

This clubs layout is clunky, upon entering there is a bar with limited seating then a lower section that has a small stage and seating that leads to another bar area. I visited in the…

Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday evening is the type of club, where the waitresses are better looking than the dancers. Not to say that the dancers were bad, they were OK, its just the waitresses…

Dropped by here with my girlfriend on a Sunday evening during a trip back from coral cables. It's located in a very suburban area so it definitely stands out. When we first entered, the waitress…

I was in the area on a Wednesday afternoon and decided to check out Cheetah's afternoon shift. It was just okay. The were a handful of girls, but mostly 5-7s and no absolute…

Was in Miami on vacation for a week, and this club wasn't even on my bucket list! LOL I had Tootsie's, Dean's Gold, Wonderland (all North Miami) and E11even (downtown) all on my agenda, and…

I've been coming to south Florida for at least 10 years and I moved here permanently about a year ago. In all that time, I haven't another club that is truly as enjoyable and…

So i had to go pick up a relative from the airport but found out he was a little delayed so i turned south on 95 and then i was just in the mood to…

This club is a full bar, nude, and full friction/touching lap dances, which is a rare combination. Dances are $25 and are done in the back on black leather couches. You can also get table…

For whatever reason on this visit I didn't recognize a lot of the girls. One girl who seems there everytime I'm there wasn't there. The girl I wrote about in my last review who has…