Lowkey and a little underrated. I love this place.

One of my favorite clubs in Miami. I'm usually there on the weekends with the late night crowd. I can't speak on the quality of the day-shift or weekday experience, but I've never been disappointed when I've visited. When you arrive, you park in their huge (and i mean HUGE) parking lot with roaming security, free of charge. The front-door staff is professional, and the girl who takes your cover charge is a looker herself. The club is on the small side, and the decor isn't that fancy, but the staff do a good job of keeping the place clean. Besides, I'm not there to stare at the furniture and paint anyway. :)

When walking in, there's a sports lounge area on your left (with ceiling-to-floor screens) where you can hang out and watch whatever sporting event is available at the time. No dancers in this area, but you're free to find a girl to hang out with you in there. The actual club is to your right. There are four poles: two are on the stage, which has a rail seating area, and the other two are on opposite sides of the club, in the middle of the bar areas where you grab your drinks. The bartenders are friendly although it's sometimes hard to get their attention. I either drink beer or whiskey on the rocks, so I can't comment on how strong the fancy mixed drinks are, but I've never heard any complaints. Smoking is permitted inside, so be mindful of that if it's an issue for you.

Finally, the most important part. The ladies. Miami is no slouch when it comes to pretty girls, and Cheetah certainly doesn't disappoint. Again, I usually only go on the weekends, so I'm pretty sure i generally see the cream of the crop, but I don't think I've ever seen a girl there that wasn't at least a 6. The majority of the girls are Latin (which suits me just fine), but I've also met Caucasian, Ebony, Brazilian, and Russian girls. The girls generally don't try to 'hustle' you like I've experienced at other clubs (although i did meet this feisty Russian chick there one time). It usually isn't long before one approaches you, especially if they see you tipping the stage dancers generously. The private lap dances are great. Fully nude, and the girls love being touched. Everywhere. I've never been to the private/champagne rooms, so I can't comment on those, but the regular private lap dances I've had were good. Let me put it this way: there usually isn't much more I could do in a private room. I'll leave it at that.