Well, alrighty then

So. I have never been to a club in Florida before. San Francisco? Of course. NYC? Naturally. North Carolina? Why not. Las Vegas? Duh.

I do my homework using this site, so I had some idea of what I was getting into when I decided to try Cheetah (I was in Ft. Lauderdale or I may have ventured into Miami).

There is a stage, but I didn't look at it with more than a passing glance. Sat the bar, had a beer, smoked a few, then got up to check the place out. Was standing at a rail that sort of separates the bar from the main seating area, and thought maybe I would watch the show for a minute. Within 10 seconds, a petite little Cuban girl walks up, gently places her hand on my crotch, leans in and starts nuzzling my neck. Doesn't say a word. 10 seconds of that and I was like: Yep, let's go.