Reviews

Bazookas was a first for Missouri. Overall, lackluster compared to other higher mileage Midwest. Positives it is “nude.” And that is it. Negatives lower mileage no alcohol and high monitored environment. No liquor is served,…

I had a long layover at MCI on a Monday afternoon. 5 hours. I figured it was just enough time to squeeze in a quick run to a club to check one more off the…

It was a $25 cover charge at 6pm on a Sunday. Red flag, but we didn’t have options because we were catching a flight to a proper strip club town, Tampa. Entered and there were…

Bazookas is in the Crossroads neighborhood of KC. Easy access from downtown hotels and around the metro. They have a free parking lot and streetcar stop a block away. Dancers are usually about 80-90% white, generally,…

This was my second time here and this time I brought a lot more cash. Both times it was NOT nude, but was topless. Both times the place appeared clean and comfortable, rather slow each…

[Prologue - I had gone to the Pierpont bar in Union Station for happy hour and starting talking up this drunk woman in KC for a conference. The first thing I look for in a…

I haven't been to this club in about a year, but was in town for the weekend and decided to try my luck. Was there on Sat from around 830 to midnight. 25$ cover gets…

This was my first time ever in a stripclub so take this with a grain of salt. The venue had a main elevated stage with seating around, the dancers would come off the pole and get…

I was in KC for work, staying downtown, so I thought I'd see what the area had to offer. It was in a decent area, by my standards (I am also from a bigger city),…

The club is set up for nice stage shows. The tables in the back are tiered, so everybody has a good view of the stage. The girls are usually the most attractive you will…

Was in KC for business and decided to check out the club. I travel a great deal so have had the chance to visit numerous clubs over the years. Bazooka's was clean by most…

Went to Bazooka around shift change time so it was pretty empty at the time. Sat there playing on my phone scoping some of the talent as they came in. Saw two that I was…

The club is in a perfect location in downtown Kansas City with plenty of parking nearby. If you don’t want to park close you can always park and take the street car that has a…

I’ve been going to KC for business a lot this year and I’ve been to this club 5 times over the last 9 months. My experiences range from good to amazing. No busts. My MO…

Longtime monger looking to get back in the game. Found myself in Kansas City with an evening free and selected Bazookas as a good place to get a lay of the land. Pun…

I was back in KC for work again. The last two times in town I went to Temptations but decided to give Bazooka's a shot this time. Bazooka's was a short 10 minute walk from…

Drove from a KC suburb to downtown on Saturday evening, bored as hell and ready for some fun. Parked in Bazooka's private lot and paid my door fee. The club is really nice. Good sound…

Was in town on business and seemed like all indicators were this was the only real play in town. Stopped by at 2pm. Has a nice exterior and though at night the street could be…

Was in Kansas City for the weekend and decided to check out one of the clubs in the area. Read the reviews on the site here and seems like the pickings are a bit slim…

Club: Located in the Crossroads arts district. I felt very safe in the neighborhood. There are many bars and restaurants in the area. This club is connected to a restaurant - pretty typical sports bar with…

I am not from KC and was just visiting but I thought I would check this place out because it was open during the day. When I arrived I found parking to be…

This review covers multiple nights, mostly Saturdays but some weeknights as well. Bazookas is in the Crossroads on the streetcar line. It's nice and clean but there's no alcohol. There is a bar next door…

Visited this club in the last month on a Thursday night around 8 pm. The club is two stories with the club itself occupying the first floor and an adult shop where the Atm is…

I've been to Bazooka's many times, and it's a different club in the day than night. At night, it's a pretty typical club. The girls are overall good looking and there will be…

Went to Bazookas on a Tuesday afternoon just to kill time which ended up just being a waste of time. Entry was $20. There were only 3 dancers that I saw the 30-40 minutes I…