Bazooka's Showgirls
1717 Main St Kansas City, MO 64108

Had time to waste, ended up wasting my time

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himoverthere
Nov 3, 2022, 2:00 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Went to Bazookas on a Tuesday afternoon just to kill time which ended up just being a waste of time. Entry was $20. There were only 3 dancers that I saw the 30-40 minutes I was there with 2 just sitting by an older guy who Im assuming is a regular who just pays for conversation on the main bench/couch in the middle of the floor. The 3rd was on her phone for 10+ minutes even though she saw me and I was the only other guy there. I dont get how they make money if theres no stage show and they barely attempt to come to the few people that come in that arent regulars.

After the 10 minutes she came over and tried to make small talk asking me where I'm from and whatnot. Lookswise she was ok looking. 7 in the face. Ok boobs that sagged a little, Im assuming from kids, but almost no ass at all. I tried to get her to talk more about the club and how her dances were but she kept talking about her personal life with men which I literally couldn't give two shits about. After a few minutes, I kind of rudely cut her off and told her Im just interested in a dance. She said she gives the best dances in town but the best part would be in VIP. Now I've been to this club before, I know the VIP upsell which ultimately leads to airdances and virtually nothing happening in the VIP so I told her I would test her out on the back couches and if the dances were good, I'd take her to VIP. We went back, gave her $20 and she gave literally the most uninspired dances I've ever gotten in a strip club. I know it's a no touch club in non VIP but most dancers at least let you grab their hips or something. Not her, every time my arm would lift up an inch she pushed it back down. Before the song was over, I just told her I had enough and left.

While leaving, the lady at the front counter told me to remember that my ticket would be good for the whole day if I wanted to return and more dancers would be coming in after 5. I wasn't interested in another disaster so I just threw the ticket in the trash on the way out. Bazookas has always been hit or miss with a lot more misses but man, this was my worst experience by far.

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Had time to waste, ended up wasting my time