Krystal Cabaret

3936 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23702

Krystal Cabaret Reviews

• review

  2 months ago
  Nice spot, mostly AA girls, business is slow.

  I've been here twice on a Wednesday recently, and I've been here about 20 other times in the past 4 months, usually during the week, but sometimes on a Friday or a Saturday. ...
  MrF4
• review

  3 years ago
  all-black club, kicked me out for drinking my beer

  We're in the midst of the COVID pandemic, and half the clubs are closed. This place had about 5 dancers on the night I went. It's an all-black club. Cover $10. ...
  MrF4
  Comments: 6

  last:

  3 years ago

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  theeastcoast757
• review

  7 years ago
  It's Now called The Krystal Cabaret And It Sucks.

  When I got there the first thing that happened was some A-Hole made a comment about my shirt not having a collar, but it was Ok, because it looked expensive and was a button...
  Osyrus

  Virginia
• review

  7 years ago
  Same location - New name and vibe

  I went to the same location of where Lappers used to be but things have definitely changed. The place is under new ownership. The name of club is now The Krystal Cabaret. ...
  tc1201

  Virginia
  Comments: 2

  last:

  7 years ago

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  Osyrus
• review

  7 years ago
  Better Than I Recall

  I hadn't been to this place in about 8 years or more, but took the plunge to visit after a night out. Rules haven't changed - pay from $8 to $12 to get in,...
  SidneyE
• review

  7 years ago
  UNDER CONSTRUCTION

  I stopped back into Lappers for the first time in about 6 months. Apparently it has been taken over by the Headlights Crew. It was open but still a construction zone. I walked in...
  vboiltrash

  Florida
  Comments: 1

  last:

  7 years ago

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  alkaholik
• review

  7 years ago
  About what I expected

  Visted this location a few weeks ago while on business in the area. Not a traditional strip club by any means, just a place for lap dances. Very few girls on shift. Maybe 3...
  Mac123

  Virginia
• review

  8 years ago
  Lappers night

  I went into Lappers on a Thursday night during the holidays, there were 5 dancers working that night. There were 4 white girls and 1 black girl working. The look of the club inside...
  tc1201

  Virginia
  Comments: 1

  last:

  7 years ago

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  looneydoon
• review

  8 years ago
  Great value and had a good time

  It has been a number of years since I visited Lappers, and I must say they have not changed. Apparently it was a restaurant in the distant past and you sit...
  oldguy1997
• review

  8 years ago
  Lucky Lucy lapped

  Visited thus club previously during the evening hours and it was OK but wanted to see what the noon shift was like. I decided to go on a Friday around 2pm and there where...
  Thedean16

  North Carolina
• review

  8 years ago
  Just okay...

  Visited on a Wednesday night around 10:30pm. It's located in a small strip mall. Paid $7 dollars to enter. Walked in to a small dingy room with a pool table and some chairs around...
  vb1313

  Wisconsin
• review

  8 years ago
  Ugh

  Well what is there to say. Dingy litte whole in the wall. This is bare bones, folks. Of the 4-5 times I've been in this place, there have been TWO dancers...
  poggagga
• review

  8 years ago
  Bare bones but good value for the money

  Visit was on a Friday evening in late January 2016. This club is the most bare bones spot I've ever seen, located in a strip mall next to an adult store. As this is...
  mike1960

  Maryland
  Comments: 1

  last:

  8 years ago

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  jay904
• review

  8 years ago
  Early evening fun

  Been a while since I have been to lappers so I decided to stop in after work. It was only 3 girls working nothing to really choose from but I took the plunge with...
  datboid
• review

  9 years ago
  same as always

  I come here quite often, so much so that most of the afternoon crew know me by name. friendly place if you don't mind the smell of smoke. I was bored one day and...
  looneydoon

  Virginia
• review

  9 years ago
  I different sort of place..

  driven by it many times but never stopped. it is in a shopping center next to an adult novelties store. had to wait to get access into the club as the gatekeeper was outside...
  mmfan001

  Virginia
  Comments: 1

  last:

  8 years ago

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  mike1960
• review

  9 years ago
  The club is in a somewhat...

  The club is in a somewhat sketchy area, but there is plenty of parking and more than enough lighting at night. The club itself is a little rundown on the inside. This...
  stonejak80
• review

  9 years ago
  Well I visited lappers for the...

  Well I visited lappers for the first time in 5 years, having found myself back in the area on business. I went in about 7pm on Friday and there was not much going...
  Jaredqw
• review

  9 years ago
  I arrived at the club after...

  I arrived at the club after 2 I had just left headlights.. cost 7 at door to get in.. there was 3 girls in the majority. Lobby I had one girl approach me but...
  datboid
• review

  9 years ago
  Business took me towards Virginia Beach,...

  Business took me towards Virginia Beach, and I found myself around Lappers, so I decided to head in. Located in the middle of a strip mall, most of the other places where already...
  monkyboibiznis
• review

  9 years ago
  After hitting up Headlight's Gold and...

  After hitting up Headlight's Gold and not seeing any dancers that appealed to me, I thought I'd give Lappers a try. I hadn't been in ages and while I remembered they didn't have...
  bsulf
• review

  9 years ago
  Went to this club for the...

  Went to this club for the second time in recent months. The entrance way still seems to make you incomfortable, but once you are buzzed in, the club seems safe. I got...
  jsmith3383

  Pennsylvania
• review

  9 years ago
  Checked out Lappers for the first...

  Checked out Lappers for the first time in several years Man this place hasn't changed much.some the same dancers still there.went on a wed. Night about 3 or 4 girls working.u have to ask them...
  jyb9678
• review

  10 years ago
  This was an interesting experience. ...

  This was an interesting experience. The girls are very friendly and all nice. They are not the best looking batch but still acceptable. I heard the ad on the radio and...
  nycalkim

  Florida
• review

  10 years ago
  Place is small but, persons working...

  Place is small but, persons working there are very friendly so that makes up for it being small. Not a few girls there but not many people there at any given time. I've been...
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