Krystal Cabaret
3936 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23702

Business took me towards Virginia Beach,...

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monkyboibiznis
May 28, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Business took me towards Virginia Beach, and I found myself around Lappers, so I decided to head in. Located in the middle of a strip mall, most of the other places where already closed. Walked in and paid the $10 cover. On a Thursday night, the place was dead. Only two other patrons were in when I got there, and they were playing a game of pool on one of the two tables. Looks like a general pool hall with two paths separated by curtains to a back room that is basically rows of diner tables and chairs. One unisex bathroom and a jukebox that wasn't playing anything when I walked in. Weird scene for a strip club, but I guess that's because it's not really that, it's just a lap dance bar.

There were three girls working when I came in, but they weren't really working, just sitting in separate places in the first main room, looking at their phones playing games and watching movies. One was overweight, one was a blonde that was more full bodied, and then a skinnier girl that looked like she could still be in high school. Went up to the blonde and asked if she wanted to give a dance. Offered up $5 to get the jukebox going (her pick, didn't really care what she danced to), and then led me to the back room. Set up in one of the booths and started to give a set of 3 dances that was just occasional grinding and her feeling herself up. After the third I had enough, went back out to the main room and nothing changed. The skinnier girl actually gave better dances, was a little more intimate, and had a good amount of grinding. Overall, she made the visit fairly enjoyable, but don't think I'll ever find myself going back, even when work takes me that way.

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