Krystal Cabaret
3936 George Washington Hwy Portsmouth, VA 23702

It's Now called The Krystal Cabaret And It Sucks.

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Osyrus
Oct 6, 2017, 5:54 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

When I got there the first thing that happened was some A-Hole made a comment about my shirt not having a collar, but it was Ok, because it looked expensive and was a button up. Whatever. That right off the top threw me off of this place. Who do they think they are, trying to have a some kind of stupid dress code? I paid something like $8.00 to get in and there was only three dancers.

And to make matters worse, they were all fat black and ugly. The only nonblack women they had there didn't dance. I didn't bother to get anything to drink and I sure as hell wasn't going to get a dance from any of those monsters. I just walked out, missing my $8.00. They should call this place Crap Cabaret. Unless you like dancers, who all lo0k like they have a future meeting with their parole officer, stay away.

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