Krystal Cabaret
3936 George Washington Hwy
Portsmouth, VA 23702
Reviews
Submit a ReviewThere have been very few changes...
There have been very few changes at this club in the last ten years. Scroll down and read my last review from just over a year ago. I made three visits on my…
Bob_Sullivan
May 3, 2006, 2:57 AM
Terrible this go around. Went...
Terrible this go around. Went on Fri PM Dec 22nd thinking there'd be at least a couple of cute younger things looking for that last minute XMAS cash. Thought wrong. 4 ladies…
redrocks
Dec 27, 2005, 3:26 AM
Got the itcha again on a...
Got the itcha again on a recent weekday late afternoon. Several girls working, but only a couple I'd get a lap from. Real nice faces and titties, but wider than I like down…
redrocks
Sep 18, 2005, 7:29 AM
The previous reviewer described the club...
The previous reviewer described the club and procedures perfectly so I won't bore you. I visited on a Friday night. There were about 8 girls there. Four of them were very attractive and the other…
ontour
Sep 12, 2005, 7:24 AM
This isn't exactly a strip club....
This isn't exactly a strip club. It's more like a lapdance parlor. You pay your cover through the hole in a plexiglass window and get buzzed into a room with no stage, no…
Bob_Sullivan
Jun 8, 2005, 3:01 AM
Visited on a recent Thurs afternoon....
Visited on a recent Thurs afternoon. Never seen it worse here. Like the previous reviewer said, it all depends who happens to be working. Arrived around 5:30, getting the pre-6pm cover discount.…
redrocks
Apr 7, 2005, 7:54 PM
This place is ok but not...
This place is ok but not great. Your experience will depend on what girls happen to be working. You certainly don't go here for the atmosphere or to drink a few brews and…
MrF
Mar 12, 2005, 3:56 AM
More action than most plavces in...
More action than most plavces in VA, both this place and Hot Seat were sampled in the same night. Not going to rehash the other reviews in terms of layout and rules, but none…
sheamoose
Jan 29, 2005, 10:45 AM
Not a bad club for Virginia....
Not a bad club for Virginia. Went on a weeknight. 4 girls were working, 2 blacks and a white chick and a latino. I picked the latino who had an amazing ass. We chatted for…
Jrock
Dec 17, 2004, 5:02 AM
Only been here once, but my...
Only been here once, but my one experience was pretty rotten. First off, this club is in a very SCARY strip mall -- I parked my car underneath a light and prayed that it…
dgp_10_ld
Dec 11, 2004, 10:24 PM
I went to Lappers last Friday....
I went to Lappers last Friday. I chose this place over Hot Seat and Final Frontier based on what I had heard from some other guys who had been to all three. Lappers…
ChickenDog
Oct 18, 2004, 2:55 AM
There is no stage. No...
There is no stage. No touching up top or bikini area. Had lap dances from 2 women, one was chunky, and the other was very cold and distant. They were the cream of the…
1
Oct 7, 2004, 8:09 AM
Visited again recently and experience was...
Visited again recently and experience was pretty much the same as my visit/review of last Feb. Kept getting hounded by a particularly overweight and overbearing gal from whom I had no interest in getting…
redrocks
Aug 23, 2004, 3:37 PM
My last trip was very disappointing....
My last trip was very disappointing. I had to wait a while for a dancer to be available. The first one was overweight but cute and attentive, but overall not worth getting a dance from.…
SQUID
Jul 11, 2004, 9:13 PM
Smallish, "laps only club" with no...
Smallish, "laps only club" with no main stage for dancing per se. That said, the girls are extremely friendly, and fairly consistantly attractive (though slightly less so than at the Hot Seat down the…
RabidGerbil
Jun 1, 2004, 2:05 PM
I came back here again this...
I came back here again this weekend, and got dances with two new dancers, plus one girl that I had gotten dances from before. The layout of the club is still the same; front…
creeker
May 3, 2004, 11:49 AM
Visited on Wed and Thurs, 4...
Visited on Wed and Thurs, 4 and 5 Feb, after a couple of hours at JB's down the road. Arrived at 10 pm Wed and just before midnight on Thurs. $7 cover each…
redrocks
Feb 12, 2004, 9:28 AM
Couldn't believe the previous reviews about...
Couldn't believe the previous reviews about Lappers.... had to go see for myself... not in VIRGINIA !!!! Kinda strange setup... not your typical strip club. They hit you…
Qurious1
Feb 5, 2004, 8:25 AM
I went there on a tuesday...
I went there on a tuesday night. I was the only customer there. Two girls working. One 7/10, one 2/10. I got 4 dances with the first one. We were the…
lopressor
Jan 10, 2004, 7:13 AM


