Krystal Cabaret

I've been here twice on a Wednesday recently, and I've been here about 20 other times in the past 4 months, usually during the week, but sometimes on a Friday or a…

We're in the midst of the COVID pandemic, and half the clubs are closed. This place had about 5 dancers on the night I went. It's an all-black club. Cover…

When I got there the first thing that happened was some A-Hole made a comment about my shirt not having a collar, but it was Ok, because it looked expensive and was…

I went to the same location of where Lappers used to be but things have definitely changed. The place is under new ownership. The name of club is now The Krystal…

I hadn't been to this place in about 8 years or more, but took the plunge to visit after a night out. Rules haven't changed - pay from $8 to $12 to…

I stopped back into Lappers for the first time in about 6 months. Apparently it has been taken over by the Headlights Crew. It was open but still a construction zone. I…

Visted this location a few weeks ago while on business in the area. Not a traditional strip club by any means, just a place for lap dances. Very few girls on shift.…

I went into Lappers on a Thursday night during the holidays, there were 5 dancers working that night. There were 4 white girls and 1 black girl working. The look of the…

It has been a number of years since I visited Lappers, and I must say they have not changed. Apparently it was a restaurant in the distant past and…

Visited thus club previously during the evening hours and it was OK but wanted to see what the noon shift was like. I decided to go on a Friday around 2pm and…

Visited on a Wednesday night around 10:30pm. It's located in a small strip mall. Paid $7 dollars to enter. Walked in to a small dingy room with a pool table and some…

Well what is there to say. Dingy litte whole in the wall. This is bare bones, folks. Of the 4-5 times I've been in this place, there have been…

Visit was on a Friday evening in late January 2016. This club is the most bare bones spot I've ever seen, located in a strip mall next to an adult store. As…

Been a while since I have been to lappers so I decided to stop in after work. It was only 3 girls working nothing to really choose from but I took the…

I come here quite often, so much so that most of the afternoon crew know me by name. friendly place if you don't mind the smell of smoke. I was bored one…

driven by it many times but never stopped. it is in a shopping center next to an adult novelties store. had to wait to get access into the club as the gatekeeper…

The club is in a somewhat sketchy area, but there is plenty of parking and more than enough lighting at night. The club itself is a little rundown on the inside.…

Well I visited lappers for the first time in 5 years, having found myself back in the area on business. I went in about 7pm on Friday and there was not…

I arrived at the club after 2 I had just left headlights.. cost 7 at door to get in.. there was 3 girls in the majority. Lobby I had one girl approach…

Business took me towards Virginia Beach, and I found myself around Lappers, so I decided to head in. Located in the middle of a strip mall, most of the other places…

After hitting up Headlight's Gold and not seeing any dancers that appealed to me, I thought I'd give Lappers a try. I hadn't been in ages and while I remembered they…

Went to this club for the second time in recent months. The entrance way still seems to make you incomfortable, but once you are buzzed in, the club seems safe.…

Checked out Lappers for the first time in several years Man this place hasn't changed much.some the same dancers still there.went on a wed. Night about 3 or 4 girls working.u have to…

Place is small but, persons working there are very friendly so that makes up for it being small. Not a few girls there but not many people there at any given time.…

This was an interesting experience. The girls are very friendly and all nice. They are not the best looking batch but still acceptable. I heard the ad on the…

This place is great, The dancer wait in the main area wearing bikini while you wait and watch tv. Theres a state of the art juke box inside where you choose your…

So the layout of the club has already been discussed previously. This club is known for its good grinding dances for a good prices - about $10 a pop (no pun…

This was my first time here in VA so i wasnt sure what to expect. The clubs here are totally different from what im use to. The cover was $7 and when…

Went here for first time on a Tuesday night. Only stayed for less than half an hour. 3 white girls 35+, each a 5 or so. Only lap dances here, no stage…

The specifics of this club are already outlined pretty well by other reviewers, so I'll just share my experience. Visited a couple times while on vacation at Virginia Beach. Friday night late…

I have been to this club a few times, mostly towards the end of the night. It is hit or miss on how many girls will be dancing ( just lap dances).…

This club is good if you’re just looking for a quick lap dance or two. I usually go mid-afternoon on Saturday or Sunday. There’s usually 2 or 3 girls available,…

Entered the club in the early evening, and was the only customer there. There were 2 girls on shift, both decent looking but definitely on the older side. Lap dances…

It had been a while since I had been to this club, I stopped in one night on the way home from a friend's house. I went in and there were only…

I haven't been to Lappers in about 7 years. So after my work shift I decided to stop by. Its pretty much the same as it was 7 years ago. Kind of…

Haven't been in here in almost 8 years, but everything is pretty much the same as it was. $7 to enter, $10 per topless lap dance, $2 per song or 4 songs…

Visited early on a Sunday evening, the club was empty. There were only 3 girls on shift plus security. Two very cute dancers sitting around, Vanessa and Veronica, looking bored. Veronica was…

Try to show up around 1 or 2pm in the afternoon, the selection isn't always the best, looks wise. But these ladies will treat you VERY GOOD as long as you're willing…

I've been to this club a few times in the afternoon. It is completely hit or miss as far as quality and quantity of dancers. Manager told me that they don't make…

It had been 10 yrs since I had been to this club. I will say that the decor had not changed, but the quality of the dances is vastly improved.…

I've visited Lappers before, but not for about 5 years. The bar that used to be next door is now closed. I first entered around 4 pm on a Wednesday…

Went there after the last UFC fight cause I was in the area and had some fun money to blow. A few girls there, and one of them caught my eye.…

Sooooo I have been to the best strip clubs in the world... This is not close.. But for what you want it will do. I came in just needing to get away…

I had a good visit to Lappers. It is not the most posh place, but the girls here do a good job at getting it done. My visit this time…

I went to Lappers at an afternoon after my work shift. There I paid my way to a doorman through a plexiglass. I asked for how many dancers were working. He said…

Lappers is a topless lap dancing place in Portsmouth VA. There's planty of parking outside and the area although not very good seems to be safe .... I've been going there…

2 girls on shift, one black and one white. Dirty hole in the wall place but the dances go a long way. $10 cover, the waiting area is ok but only a…

I went in during Monday night football a couple of weeks ago. There were only two dancers around that night, and before I paid my cover, one of the girls warned me…

Been coming here for a long time but haven't been in a few years due to change of work location. Used to see a hot brunette named Precious, but haven't seen…

I love this little club but I also find it extremely frustrating. They usually have at least one or two attractive ladies out of the three or four that are working.…

Couldn't sleep when I landed in Norfolk INT, so I decided to check out what my trusty TUSCL members had to say about the local attractions. My expectations weren't high went I…

Not sure why I decided to stop in, had been down the road at JB's for a while and upon leaving there got the urge to see if I could get some…

First, this club is located on G. Washington Hwy in Portsmouth, Virginia. It's near a naval shipyard so you do get a lot of military at the clubs. The area…

I went to this club a few weeks ago. I just found out about this site so here is my review of this bar/club. Lappers is located on George Washington Hwy for those…

It costs 7 bucks to get in and when you go in there is a small bar with jacked up prices and then there is a pool table and a couple or…

I went by Lappers after a visit to that side of the water. It was small and the dancers only did lap dances. They would play a jukbox for 2…

I've visited this place quite a few times on the weekdays between the hours of 1:00 pm to 4:00 pm. During that time the girls are average. I've found out though that…

As previous reviewers have stated this is a lap dance only club and can be hit or miss. I went there on a Friday night and there was only one dancer…

This has become my favorite club in the Southeast Virginia area. It's located in a strip mall (no pun intended) and has a pink neon sign outside. Inside, there is…

Not a bad place for what it is. Only lap dances, no alchohol. Good looking women but no touching. It may not sound like much but for VA it's…

The Lappers is one of the strip clubs in Portsmouth that allow Lap dances. I went to Lappers on a Wednesday night. The cover charge is $7. Alcoholic drinks are not allowed.…

$10 dances 7 dollar cover decent girls was in there on a Monday night had dances from 4 girls they all were good Shante (a bigger black girl ) gave the best…

I have visited this club about once a year for a number of years. As has been the case each time I was the only customer when I arrived. Four…

Ok so i went this sunday to lappers cause I thought my usual girl violet was there. she is an awesome dancer. But I find out she already…

went to lappers about 3 pm on sunday was only a few girls there only one was realy sexy so i waited for her she did a good grind with…

I've been comming to lappers for around 5 years now, I think its actually gotten a little better with the girls they have had. 4 years ago they would let these trolls…

Just back from sea, and stopped by the old haunt. Not too good this time. Only 3 dancers, one with tiny tits and big ass, a brown girl with a…

I visited LAPPERS on my annual visit to the Norfolk area. This is a great place to get inexpensive lap dances that have gorgeous women, and…

This place sucks - Highly recommend you avoid at all costs. For a lap dance only it might be OK, but they have NO stage, and NO Alcohol. When I arrived there…

I went here this past weekend while visiting the family for Easter. I thought the girls looked okay. Atmosphere is strictly backroom lap dancing. Girls were in the solid 7-8 range,…

This place lives up to it's name. You do not go there to watch any one dance. It is only for lap dances. They charge $7.00 to get in…

Lappers the entrance looks just like what it is a hole in the wall. surprising how big it is inside though there is a pool table inside and 2 TVs…

i went about 8 weeks ago and first time, it was alright wouldnt recommend this one though... it wasnt as nice as alot of the places ive been too. i know…

This place appeared to be the most rundown of the two other clubs in the areas, but that's not saying much. I went at about 6:30 on a Wed and there was…

The third stop on my tour. I wish I had started her first and ended the night here as well, I would have saved money and had a better time, perhaps…

There have been very few changes at this club in the last ten years. Scroll down and read my last review from just over a year ago. I made three…

Terrible this go around. Went on Fri PM Dec 22nd thinking there'd be at least a couple of cute younger things looking for that last minute XMAS cash. Thought wrong.…

Got the itcha again on a recent weekday late afternoon. Several girls working, but only a couple I'd get a lap from. Real nice faces and titties, but wider than…

The previous reviewer described the club and procedures perfectly so I won't bore you. I visited on a Friday night. There were about 8 girls there. Four of them were very attractive…

This isn't exactly a strip club. It's more like a lapdance parlor. You pay your cover through the hole in a plexiglass window and get buzzed into a room with…

Visited on a recent Thurs afternoon. Never seen it worse here. Like the previous reviewer said, it all depends who happens to be working. Arrived around 5:30, getting the…

This place is ok but not great. Your experience will depend on what girls happen to be working. You certainly don't go here for the atmosphere or to drink a…

More action than most plavces in VA, both this place and Hot Seat were sampled in the same night. Not going to rehash the other reviews in terms of layout and…

Not a bad club for Virginia. Went on a weeknight. 4 girls were working, 2 blacks and a white chick and a latino. I picked the latino who had an amazing ass.…

Only been here once, but my one experience was pretty rotten. First off, this club is in a very SCARY strip mall -- I parked my car underneath a light and…

I went to Lappers last Friday. I chose this place over Hot Seat and Final Frontier based on what I had heard from some other guys who had been to all…

There is no stage. No touching up top or bikini area. Had lap dances from 2 women, one was chunky, and the other was very cold and distant. They were the…

Visited again recently and experience was pretty much the same as my visit/review of last Feb. Kept getting hounded by a particularly overweight and overbearing gal from whom I had no…

My last trip was very disappointing. I had to wait a while for a dancer to be available. The first one was overweight but cute and attentive, but overall not worth getting…

Smallish, "laps only club" with no main stage for dancing per se. That said, the girls are extremely friendly, and fairly consistantly attractive (though slightly less so than at the Hot…

I came back here again this weekend, and got dances with two new dancers, plus one girl that I had gotten dances from before. The layout of the club is still…

Visited on Wed and Thurs, 4 and 5 Feb, after a couple of hours at JB's down the road. Arrived at 10 pm Wed and just before midnight on Thurs.…

Couldn't believe the previous reviews about Lappers.... had to go see for myself... not in VIRGINIA !!!! Kinda strange setup... not your typical strip club.…

I went there on a tuesday night. I was the only customer there. Two girls working. One 7/10, one 2/10. I got 4 dances with the first one.…