Last Chance Saloon Reviews

Gervais, OR. Saturday night. Just came from the Sugar Shack. I guess just missed Sinclair at this spot, but I read his review and I have the exact same conclusions. Anyway it's not far off of 5 kind of in a more rural area though. Plenty of parking in the...

I went to the Last Chance Saloon at 23:05 on a Thursday night. The building is right along Route 99E, but you can only access the club by hooking around on Checkerboard Road until it dead ends at the Last Chance Saloon parking lot. There was no cover charge. The...

This joint is now owned by the same folks as Sugar Shack in Salem, and it's painted to sorta resemble that place. Last Chance barely looks like it did before (roadhouse with a pole) -- now it looks more like a strip club but it's basically still a bar with...

I came into Last Chance on a Friday night. The club is in the middle of nowhere and the parking lot was almost pitch black when I pulled in. Shady vibes. Upon entering, I immediately noticed this place is very small. The interior resembles more of a small town bar...

If you've never been here, the first trick is knowing that the entrance is off Checkerboard Rd, not Portland Rd NE even though that's the address. Second, the place is a dump. Terrible bathrooms, no beers on tap (but cheap bottles) and food even the staff won't eat.

Whether or not...

Beers and drinks are cheap, place is more like a corner bar. Oregon lotto machines are here and that and alcohol are main reasons for going there. I have been there many times after work, from 3 to 5 pm. I believe dancers change at 6 pm so I can't...

You will get a real local bar atmosphere here. They do have lotto and most patrons go there to play. The ladies are okay, but you must like a little extra on the bones. Not really my thing, but once the night crew gets in it is...

Came here after golfing at Langdon Farms.

Just two of us...it was about 4 in the afternoon. There were 7 girls working the stage. It was kind of funny, it looked like there were about 15 farmworkers dressed in their sunday best sitting at the bar...all of them in...

The last chance saloon is a hit or miss place. Stopiped in on my way from my 50th birthday party. 3 dancers working, 2 heavy set ladies, and a 10, maybe my judgement was distorted from the ugliness of the other two, but I doubt it. ...

Well I went in here on a weekday afternoon a few weeks ago. I have been here a few times and no kind of what to expect. This place is a dive bar in the middle of no where with girls who could not get a job at a strip...

Stopped by on a Thursday at around 3 in the afternoon. There were two dancers on shift.

First time I had ever been to this club, but I had passed by this place a few times on my drives from Salem to Portland.

The place looks cobbled together....

I've been to this club a couple of times, both times in the evening on weeknights. The first thing about the club is that it is hard to find, if you're coming for Salem you'll need to keep driving, you may think you missed it because it takes so...

If you can appreciate this "club" for what it is, then you'll enjoy yourself. It is a SALOON first.

When I went the place was moderately busy, but by no means packed. The stage is a little thing off to the side while the main bar, pool tables, etc. are...

OK so this strip club is out in the middle of no where. Its dark, kind of rundown, and can be kind of scary for an average guy. I have been to this club quite a few times in the last few years and non of the girls I have...

This place is kind of a dive, but I like it. The girls that work there are very friendly. I had a couple of private dances for $20 each. Lots of contact during the private dances. Every dance has had a lot of grinding and the dancers love to rub...

Buddy of mine and I were on a kitchen pass from the wives. After a day of golf at Langdon, we decided to keep the party rolling at The Last Chance.

Bartender was quick...bouncer was friendly.

Beers were pretty cheap and easy to get.

They had several girls working. Most were...

I live about 12 miles from this place, I happened to be driving by and decided to give this a quick look over. The place is small with a single stage and a semi-public/private dance area. There were three girls working at 8:00PM all were a tad over weight and...

This place is far out in the boondocks, but worth a visit if you need a quick drink and some attractive dancers. The girls range from 3-7. But the girls like to show for you. The bar is quite small, good for a get-to-know-you with the girls. One small stage...

This is a small club out in the country between Portland and Salem. The bar is pretty small and easy to pass up on the highway. It's not a very fancy place, but the girls were quite friendly and much better looking than I would have expected for...