Bar with a pole

I came into Last Chance on a Friday night. The club is in the middle of nowhere and the parking lot was almost pitch black when I pulled in. Shady vibes. Upon entering, I immediately noticed this place is very small. The interior resembles more of a small town bar than a strip club. The first thing I saw was the bar and it was filled with patrons and dancers. This is only the second strip club I’ve been to in years. Compared to the Sugar Shack in Salem, this club was actually allowing patrons to sit at the bar even though there was a sign that said no sitting/standing. To the left was a room that I later found out was where the private dances took place. This was the only place the club offered to get a “private” dance but it wasn’t very private at all. There was only a sheer curtain shielding the doorway with three couches in the blue fluorescent room. A couch was against each wall but there was no barrier to block the view of other dancers/patrons that would come in the room for private time. Sucked. Outside of the private dance room was a row of two tables and what appeared to be a stage. Unfortunately, there was no seating allowed around the stage. This blew because it was very hard to see the talent while they danced due to a tall bar top surrounding the front of it. Some dancers did dance on the carpet which I appreciated. The bathrooms are to the right of the bar and they looked decently clean to me. The outside patio was very run down looking. The floors were made out of broken wood with holes in random places. There was seating under some tents. The music was at a decent volume and was controlled by the dancers/bartender via an iPad. Music ranged from rap to Spanish speaking.

Now onto the important part.. The dancers.

There were 6 dancers total. All of them were either Latina or mixed looking. The first dancer to approach me was R. R was a blonde, petite Latina with small breasts and butt with braces. Her face was pretty enough but I noticed that the skin on her thighs and butt was very saggy maybe due to excessive weight loss. I still agreed to do a private with her and she quoted me $30 per song. She had a good grind and let me touch moderately. I did two songs with her at $60. After the dance I sat at the bar and had a beer (I think $5, can’t remember). There were a couple dancers sitting near me. An AA mixed dancer with a big ass, a Latina with face tattoos which is not my thing, and perhaps a white dancer with a decent face but nice butt. I decided to take the third dancer for a dance (D) and it was also a good time. The dances aren’t too crazy as there are cameras and I do recall at one point the bartender coming in and telling another patron to keep his hands off of the dancer he was with. Mood killer. The last two dancers I didn’t interact with but one was very pretty with nice boobs and butt but seemed to be in a bad mood and the other was busy for the majority of the night. As for diversity, there is none. If you’re into super thin dancers, this place is not for you. All of the dancers were thick (not fat) with the exception of R.

Overall, I had a decent time which was surprising due to this club not being such a looker. I do see how this club will not be everyone’s cup of tea. Another complaint I have is that the stage was hardly in use even if patrons sat by it. Most of the ladies didn’t seem interested in stage time. The lack of privacy in the private rooms was also a mood killer. Maybe I will come back when I’m on my way to or back from Portland.