Club Tease Reviews

Went to Club Skinn again on a weekday afternoon. It's a real dive, you have to like that kind of thing. As usual, there were about four dancers on shift. You can check their...

It was the middle of the day, but this place was skeezy as hell. I stayed for about 2 minutes before sneaking out. The dancers had bellies and one latched onto me as soon...

Super sketchy place, only enhanced by the fact that it is right next to the area's favorite 7-11 donut stop for on-duty cops. Dancers are generally fairly haggard & rough. But they will get...

So I have been to this place before. I only stayed like 5 minutes for a beer, saw a row of ugly women and I left. I happened to be in the...

My most recent visit had 5 dancers on a weekday afternoon. Variety is the key word for this place. Dancers can be hot or not. They tend to average a little older than...

I have been here a few times and it is hit or miss. They can have girls that are a 7 or 8 and have girls that are a 2 or 3. ...

Stopped by on a Wednesday around 10. 3 girls on duty; but 2 of the ladies seemed like theft would rather be anywhere else. An attractive blonde provides a great stage dance even thought...

Lately things are really picking up at Club Skinn, from my point of view. I have a preference for black girls. I've had great dances from Chyna and Honey, a number of...

Probably one of the tiniest, dive-iest tit bars in a city full of them. Still this is the quintessential definition of the neighborhood strip bar. The stage area is tiny and the...

Holy Smokes! I think I found the largest strippers in Portland. If PortlandDave is correct about this place being hit or miss, my trip to Club Skinn was a clean miss. I dropped in around...

This club is really hit and miss. They frequently have some great looking dancers but also have some not so great looking. They frequently have quite a few dancers on duty, but...

Tried the club again because I was in the neighborhood. The place was cold inside, so the dancers had coats on over their bikinis when not dancing. A couple of decent looking chicks and...

CLub Skinn used to go by JD's. I am not sure if it was a management change or just a new name throw up to get some more business. I never could get a...

Very small neighborhood bar. Five or six girls dancing, which is very good for early afternoon. Dancers ranged from 3 (generous 3) to 8, with the average about a 5. Plenty of pork even...

I normally come in to this bar once to twice a week. So, I decided to come in and check out the dancers and get a steak! Walked up to the door was stopped...

I've been by here a few times in recent months, and always done well. My favorite thing: private booths for dances in the back. I've had good experiences with high-mileage dances here. This...

Stopped by Jd's tonight to see what it was all about. This place is a straight up biker bar with a couple of dancers. Actually, I'm not even sure they would qualify as dancers....

There have been recent changes. For the better. More dancers. Pretty high quality dancers for the most part. 4 on duty before 4pm. More came on at 4 and...

Basically a neighborhood bar with overweight older dancers. Very small inside and a few transient homeless at the bar who need a bath. I was there in June 2011 and each month before for...

I just started visiting JD's recently. After several visits, I have mixed feelings about the place. First of all, I was concerned about safety because of the area it's in compared to...

I saw a review on another site claiming this place was balls-to-the-wall mileage with "gangsta" clientele. So I came in a couple times, had a couple dances, earlier in the day when the...

I've dropped in from time to time over the past couple of years and it's been pretty dismal. Maybe one dancer during the day and not very motivated. But I stopped in on a...

Not bad for a middle of the day kind of place. Not a lot happening, but the two dancers there were attentive, the bartender did her job and was funny. Quality was so-so, was...

There's nothing good or even so-so about this place, so I'll cut to the chase. DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! The...

After reading the previous review stopped by to see how things were. The bartenders were hot but the dancers were not. This is or was a small corner neighborhood bar that at...