Club Tease
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4523 NE 60th Ave Portland, OR 97218

Probably one of the tiniest, dive-iest...

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Buzzcock
Jul 30, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday After Midnight

Probably one of the tiniest, dive-iest tit bars in a city full of them. Still this is the quintessential definition of the neighborhood strip bar. The stage area is tiny and the bar seems to have several regulars. The girls are an uneven mix. Many are a tad overweight with way too many tattoos. I managed to meet one black hottie who took me back to the VIP area (which is much nicer than the rest of the club).

I find you get the best lap dances on slow, late nights, when the girls haven't made much money and are a little drunk and/or high. They tend to give you a better, raunchier show for your money and this ebony babe was no exception. She also cut me a deal on the VIP/half hour show. So for a hundred bucks I was in there for a half hour. By the last dance I was sucking on her titties. Then she sucked on my crotch giving my jeans a happy finish that sent me home with a smile. Other than the VIP treatment, there isn't much to recommend here. The bartender was the hottest chick in the place.

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