Bottoms Up Tavern
16900 NW St Helens Rd
Portland, OR 97231
Reviews
Submit a ReviewNot recommended
Bottoms up tavern was disappointing. They did not have a parking lot. Customers need to park on the road where the speed limit is 45mph. It seemed risky.
I entered, and paid probably $5 for water.…
lapdance123
Sep 7, 2025, 12:54 AM
Bottoms Up on a Saturday
I was at local coffee bikini barista recently, and one of the baristas there mentioned she was going to try out dancing, and that her first club she’s going to try out is Bottoms Up.…
Clackport
May 11, 2025, 10:29 PM
Not worth the time, even if it’s cheaper
This place is on the main road, there is no parking you have to park on the shoulder and walk in.
It was dead when I went in around 6pm. It was quite bright for a…
awork911
Oct 1, 2023, 4:33 AM
Not Much Happening on a Saturday Afternoon
I arrived mid-afternoon on a Saturday. The building is perched on a steep embankment just a few feet from the highway. Parking is on the shoulder of the highway right in front of the building.…
Gladstone
Feb 21, 2023, 3:28 PM
Just a bar with boobs now
It's been over a year since I was here last. Decided to stop by as I was coming off Swan Island. This place is pretty small with just one stage in the corner,…
Copy
Oct 2, 2017, 3:31 PM
Dead
I spent the day at the nude beach at Sauvies Island and since I hadn't gotten my fill of tits and pussy there I decided to come here for a beer since it was nearby.…
notorious
Jul 2, 2017, 9:44 PM
Fun place!
I recently took myself to Portland for a few days. Drove into town from Washington along the west side of the mighty Columbia River, so Bottoms Up was the first strip club I encountered…
deathcab67
Jan 24, 2017, 3:59 AM
38/44
I've been looking for someplace to write my reviews of all the strip clubs in Portland. That led me yesterday afternoon to TUSCL. Curiosity made me view the highest ranked Portland strip club based on…
GardnyTheElder
Oct 23, 2016, 12:00 AM
I'm a dancer here and it's...
I'm a dancer here and it's basically Cheers with boobs. All the dancers are friendly and talented, about 8 all together so you actually remember names of you come back to visit, bar staff is…
Mercedesmareeeeeee
Jun 30, 2015, 12:00 AM
Was driving by while on business...
Was driving by while on business and noticed this club for the first time. I was interested because it did not stand out. A week later I visited on a Wednesday afternoon.…
gspring51
Aug 29, 2014, 12:00 AM
Stopped by here with some friends...
Stopped by here with some friends on our way back from Sauvie's. Fun spot, friendly enough staff. There were only a couple of dancers but they got into it. The girls were plugging their phones…
Svetlana
Jul 9, 2014, 12:00 AM
I went to bottoms up not...
I went to bottoms up not to long ago and I really enjoyed it. The staff is wonderful and they do a great job. The place wasn't overwhelming like some others and I felt it…
gator333
Feb 17, 2014, 12:00 AM
I am one of the sexy...
I am one of the sexy ladies that work at Bottom's Up.Bottom's Up was the first place I ever worked and I came back because there is no other bar/strip club that is more full…
2 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(mroo)
tuscl
Nov 12, 2013, 12:00 AM
This is an interesting club. ...
This is an interesting club. It is almost like a motorcycle bar with nude dancers. Even though it is just off hwy 30, you could miss it if you weren't looking. There…
Copy
Jan 21, 2013, 12:00 AM
As other reviewers have said this...
As other reviewers have said this is a neighborhood bar that isn't in any neighborhood. Drinks are good, the vide is chill and very local. The cute bartender kept coming out form behind the bar…
PDX_bachelor
Aug 4, 2012, 12:00 AM
Two recent visits couldn't have been...
Two recent visits couldn't have been more opposite. Thursday afternoon was packed. I could hardly find a place to sit. From my experience, this is clearly the exception as I've never seen…
PortlandDave
Nov 9, 2011, 12:00 AM
Bottoms up seems like a nieghborhood...
Bottoms up seems like a nieghborhood bar at first go there and feel right at home very quickly.The girls are very approachable and friendly. You horny guys out there are missing out this is a…
grogster
Nov 2, 2011, 12:00 AM
This review covers a couple of...
This review covers a couple of recent visits.
This club is in the Burlington neighborhood. In fact, it appears to be pretty much the entire Burlington neighborhood. It's about 13 miles from downtown Portland,…
PortlandDave
Sep 29, 2011, 12:00 AM
Over all not a bad place....
Over all not a bad place. A little on the creepy side but once you get indoors it's too dark to notice. This place is loud, the music is played at level 11 by the…
Yensid87
Sep 3, 2011, 12:00 AM
The food is good I had...
The food is good I had a simple burger that was very tasty and not to much junk on it. There is a smoking deck with a woodsy view. The Dancers are friendly and the…
grogster
Aug 27, 2011, 12:00 AM
Was in for business in Portland...
Was in for business in Portland and was out cruising outside of Portland and came across this club. It is very small but I figured what the heck. I went in and was…
Rebel932
Oct 30, 2007, 12:00 AM
Bottoms up is definitely not a...
Bottoms up is definitely not a gentlemans club but it does have naked women and cold beverages. I stop in there about every other week to grab a beer and check out the…
evad1
Sep 27, 2006, 2:58 AM
I went in with my boyfriend...
I went in with my boyfriend not expecting too much considering how far out of portland it was. What a surprise! Sure it was small but the dancers were beautiful playboy types .My boyfriend and…
paulina
Jan 13, 2006, 3:46 AM
Went to Bottoms up a couple...
Went to Bottoms up a couple of times over the last month. They have pretty good food and the dancers I have seen range from 3-4 to as high as 8-9 in looks. There are…
evad1
Jul 29, 2004, 11:09 PM


