Dancers missing teeth in a shack that smells of vomit.

Do not be fooled & save yourself the Uber charge. There is nothing new about this club. It is Pitiful Princess, same bartendenders same everything. It's a 1 star club, one of the worst places in Portland. You could never change that place. Yes, burn your clothes if you go. I would recommend elsewhere. It's Cracktown. In there, you will see lots of people on meth with no money and some fugly & mean dancers that hate their lives. It's small and smells bad, NOTHING NEW ABOUT IT like in their false advertising, so now you have been warned. A fat heffer dancer by the name of Tessa was smoking ...meth and another -missing teeth were just extra crazy.