Kit Kat Club Reviews

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review
24 days ago
First time at a strip club and can say it didn't disappoint
This was my first time going to a strip club and Ican say I was very satisfied! I was in Portland for something else not too far away and had some time to kill,...
yosongoku253
review
2 months ago
Break me off A piece.
This review is for Kit Kat Club in downtown Portland. I was recently in the state of Oregon visiting Mt. Hood and Portland during the month of August. While staying in Portland I decided...
Someguyontheinternet
review
3 months ago
Fun place for my first club visit in Portland
Came here with some friends just to say we went to a club in Portland. It’s not your typical club, as it’s almost like a burlesque show in a way. The girls are beautiful...
Surly
review
3 months ago
Check your dancer at the small stage before committing to a lap dance
Important price points first: cover was $5, lap dances were $50 or 3 for $100, there's a 1 drink minimum and mandatory stage tipping although I didn't feel much pressure there. The club gas...
Joax777
review
4 months ago
enjoyed my time
Kit kat club is a chill dive strip club. I do wish they'd update the place add in an actual private dance section. The bar is small but no complaints on that. The stage...
mainmark32
review
7 months ago
Nice club with variety and talent
Simple id check. I don’t remember paying cover. There was a poker game or something going on. A lot of hot girls. Stage in the front center with seating and tables scattered around. What’s...
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7 months ago
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Grjax
Grjax
review
9 months ago
Vibey feel
Kit kat club is a chill dive strip club. I do wish they'd update the place add in an actual private dance section. The bar is small but no complaints on that. The stage...
mainmark32
review
9 months ago
Kit Kats on Halloween? Good. To those who gave pennies: Go fuck yourselves
Portland, OR. Friday night. A lot of people in this area, well lit. Various bars around here. Also you got homeless guys begging for change. Walk in, guy with a big time western accent,...
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9 months ago
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Retired
Muddy
USA
review
a year ago
Not very sexy
More burlesque than stripper vibes even though they went full nude. Went on one of their costume nights. Girls danced for 3 song sets that went costume-bikini-nude. Some of the costumes included darth vader and...
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a year ago
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RattleSnake777
ohitsbrian
review
a year ago
First time visit
This was my first time ever going here. I sat at the stage for a few rotations, and had a few drinks, which were priced around what I'd consider mid-range for Portland. The bartenders...
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a year ago
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Pendragon7
Locke72
Oregon
review
2 years ago
Interesting place. Need to repeat
Went into Kit Kat as I saw a bunch of Santas going in and thought it would be fun to see Santas and elfs be naughty. Which they were. The theme was Christmas (imagine hard...
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2 years ago
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Retired
dragondice
review
3 years ago
Still good, but it's a show first
So the thing with the Kit Kat Club is that they have themed shows every night. A fairly small stage for the main dancers (and one way in the back that's always got a...
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3 years ago
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Retired
wellshitman
Washington
review
3 years ago
Pick your night carefully
I picked a bad night to try the Kit Kat club in Portland. It was a Tuesday evening about 10:00pm. I had gone to Voodoo Donughts, which is next door (OT if you get...
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3 years ago
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skinnywhiteboy
schmoe31415
Whatever
review
3 years ago
Kit Kat is well worth the visit!
I went to Kit Kat back in October of 2020 before Portland bars, restaurants, and clubs kept getting shut down. I hope to go back soon. Kit Kat was walking distance to my hotel so...
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3 years ago
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ArtCollege
tuscl_user2021
review
4 years ago
Kit Kat is a 10/10 for entertainment, atmosphere, and amazing performers!
Kit Kat is my favorite club in Portland. The club has a classic cabaret feel to it, with individual tables on the floor, a main stage and a side stage, DJ podium, large comfortable...
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4 years ago
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Deezzznuts
Dan_da_man
review
5 years ago
It's a damn impressive show at least
As part of a trip to Portland, I had time to kill most nights. On Saturday night, I finally decided to go ahead and try out the Kit Kat Club. It's more of a...
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5 years ago
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gSteph
wellshitman
Washington
review
5 years ago
Kit Kat Club with Spouse
After having coming here a number of times with the guys, this time my Wife and I were in town. The area has really grown, and there is now a music club (Paris)...
Whitefoot
Washington
review
5 years ago
Cattle herding with you as cattle.
Douchey doorman tells you that you must tip every dance, buy drinks, etc. The interior has a big circular stage and a smaller corner stage. This club is reminiscent of a cabaret with one of the...
Pyroxl
Yonder
review
5 years ago
Break Me Off A Piece Of That Kit Kat
I've been to the Kit Kat a few times. Its definitely more like a novelty burlesque show than a vegas style strip club. In my experience its a cool place to hang out and...
tdigital
review
7 years ago
Kit Kat for fun
I wouldn't try to push any limits here for lapdances; just take in the sort of burlesque routines that you don't normally at your average club. There are many dancers who have taken much...
wetsprocket
Oregon
review
7 years ago
Kit Kat
It seems to me that Portland has two types of clubs, the ones that focus on a great stage show and the ones that focus more on private dances. In my opinion Kit Kat...
Pseudoamericana
Oregon
review
7 years ago
Ok For Some
Was at Rouge and decided to check out Kit Kat to see what is about. 3 dancers on duty and only 1 worth looking at. They seem to follow the "Keep Portland Weird" vibe...
smoothshirt
Oregon
review
7 years ago
Nice Club With Talented Nude Dancers And Slots
We hit up Kit Kat after Mary's and I have to say this is a much better experience overall. We were still in gambling/drinking mode so I didn't get any dances (that'll come at...
ptorrent3
North Carolina
review
7 years ago
Meh, could be better if we stayed longer
This place is a unique club in terms of music choices and dancers. It is not the typical hip-hop/r&b/trap music type of club, but rather I think the theme of the night is toward...
hamsuplo44
Not so frequent visitor
review
7 years ago
Crowded, Loud, but FUN!
OK, so, I am not sure why this club has received so many mediocre reviews. Possibly because it's more of a burlesque show than a down-n-dirty strip club, perhaps? First of all -- the...
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7 years ago
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deathcab67
deathcab67