Reviews

Location: South Austin, industrial area. entry/exit is discreet. Parking: Limited parking (25 cars). Free before 7 PM. Safety: Quite safe in parking area. Reception: Met a beautiful receptionist (Carmen). She greeted with a smile. I gotta a massive…

I stopped by the club this past wednesday afternoon. I love this club and I don't know why more guys don't take advantage of the $5 dances here every wednesday! It is $10…

This was my first ime at this club and I was certainly disappointed !!! This was probably the worst looking group of girls I have ever seen at a club !! The club itself was…

Paid a visit to my Hot Bodies, my home club last Wednesday. Had the day off so I went around 2pm and stayed till 6pm or so. Always a good time. Very…

So I had really low expectations going to Hot Bodies. Basically, we're used to going to Expose, but I like fully nude (if its passable) and Hot Bodies is really close to our apartment.…

Visited this club for the first time. $10 cover is worth it. Dark club with worn out seats and booths, but when you get your first $5 dance, who cares anymore?? Good…

Nice place, fully nude. Usually very few dancers. Mostly Black and Mexican. Quality ranges from 4-8, there are always a few sexy women available. Dances are nude, and can be on…

I don't know what everyone expects of this club, but I have a good time there. Women are friendly but you do have some stuck up dancers there. I tried to tip this…

I stopped by on Wednesday's $5 dance night and had a good time again. It does seem like the length of time of dances is getting much shorter than it used to be, but it…

Maybe it's just that I'm from LA and used to higher caliber dances but this place was horrible. I walked in and immediately a woman at least 60 years old with no teeth came up…

Stopped by on Wednesday night and had a good time. The cover is $20, but dances are only 5$ for nude dances. The DJ shortens the length of the songs, but it's still a great…

I was hoping the selection would be much better being on the weekend, but I was dead wrong. This was about two months ago, but it underexceeded expectactions from a visit a year previous. There…

I wouldn't ever admit going to this club, but for the sake of journalism, here goes. First of all, pay the VIP cover ($35 extra, I think). The VIP room is much more…

Have stopped in here two or three times recently. It's quite the place. Girls are in-you-face naked and friendly. I mean friendly. These girls aren't particularly pretty but they aren't all…

Overall, not a bad place to have a relaxing last day of the weekend. Went there with my buddies last Sunday and had a cheap ($10 cover and $10 dances) couple hours of fun.…

Large... and I'm not talking about the building. The club has gone in a new direction where size matters. When i say size, i'm talking two bills. That's right, two hundo. Now I must…

I was in Austin for the thanks giving weekend and decided to visit this club and boy I was disappointed. I reached the club around at 11:30p.m. and paid the $20 cover and went in…

The club has changed now so that it is $10 for dances on the main floor and $20 in vip section every night. They've also added some extra stages, which I don't really like. Women…

Went on a tuesday to get the $5 special on dance. Paid for the VIP and it was well worth it. Some decent corners in the room to add some privacy. Dancers were mainly black…

I have a good time every time I come here. Dancer quality ranges from 6-9, and there are usually 2 or 3 8's in the room. Dances are done right out in the…

I'm not sure if I went to the same club that these other reviewers went to. I arrived after 10pm to a motley crew of dancers. None approached me for at least 90 minutes…

went on tuesday night which is $10 dances.they must have had at least 20+ girls.lots of variety to choose from.club is big with 3 different VIP areas and really nice. I was asked by a…

Went to Hot Bodies at 1 am last Tuesday. Hot Bodies is an all nude BYOB place in southeast Austin. There is parking right in front of the club in a well lit area. We…

As stated in earlier reviews, the management goes out of their way to please you and ensure you're having fun. I entered the club with only one dancer and eventually two showed up--as attentive…

I went about a week ago and can confirm most of the recent posts that management is very laid back and dancers friendly and flexible. Also agree you won't find too many 9s or 10s…