Good Guys

I like Good Guys of all the clubs I’ve been to in DC which includes Camelot & Archibalds and a few in PG. First, I like that there is no VIP.…

I dropped in late at night primarily to get a couple drinks. Surprisingly hot dancers, and a really friendly, busty bartender us who is generous with her pores. Tipped a few of…

Dropped by around lunch time. No cover. Reasonable food selection, burgers, cheesesteak, etc, for around $10. They had a happy hour for cheap domestic beer at the time.…

First time visits this place. Surprise to find out this locates north of Georgetown in a high end residential neighborhood. Inside to me, is more of a dive bar with 3 stages.…

Arrived about 1 p.m. on Thursday. Bouncer / greeter at the door. No cover as per usual. Layout described many times, seemed a little darker than normal, but that may have just…

Other’s have said it and I have to agree. This place just has a great relaxed atmosphere. Everyone from the dancers to the bouncers are very easy going. True your not going…

For the first time in a while, I was in Glover Park, found a parking space in front around 9ish, and stopped by GG. No ID, no cover, just a DJ…

I knew about the rules of no contact, but I decided to check out Good Guys anyway because I was in the neighborhood. Went in around 5:30 on a Saturday.…

I've visited this club a number of times on afternoons and nights. The vibe is very casual, laid-back and there are 3 stages with all nude dancers. The space can get crowded,…

I was in DC on business and stopped by GG. I spent many years in the 80s and 90s in DC and GG was one of the places I frequented.…

Great 30 minutes. Their cheeseburger and steak fries are the best in dc. Got a late dinner, had a couple dewars, and tipped a spinner ebony chica, a curvaceous blond (who made…

This place is great by DC standards. The place is long and narrow, with stages along he right side as you enter and tables along the left. The bar and restrooms are…

No lap dances but I don't count that against them ; it is DC law. Overall a very fun experience. Dancers were all friendly. Everyone was having a good time. As soon…

Had some time to kill, so based on location and time i decided to visit. After parking on the street, i got in right after noon. The place is a long…

I was faced with a choice - Good Guys for totally nude dancers, or Paper Moon Springfield for hot dancers wearing g-strings and pasties. Both clubs are roughly 20 minutes away. On…

Dropped by my favorite DC club, Good Guys. It’s a very well managed spot. No cover. Many free parking spaces on the street. Attractive dancers consistently get fully nude on 3 stages.…

DC’s club scene has the downtown clubs—Camelot, Archibalds, and Mpire—which are expensive and aim to be “classy.” Theres Royal Palace, which is kind of a dump. And there’s Good…

I’ve visited this club about a dozen times over the years. It’s in a pretty nice area of DC. It’s not accessible by Subway. I often go during lunch break to…

I hadn't been to Good Guys in quite a while since I no longer work in DC. The drive is just too much of a hassle. If you're in DC…

So as all of you know, no lap dances in dc. But! After many years of going here, one (sorta) happened! Crowded night, I was at a bar stool and a spinner…

Overall, this is one of the better clubs in DC, but that isn’t saying much. I had to spend a couple of weeks in DC recently and stopped in on an…

I find good guys a nice place to come chill-out and waste an hour or two. I find the atmosphere to be very laid back. The waitresses are good, but…

In laws in town, needed a quick escape and a bourbon or two, all the other bars on the block were closed, so I went here. $14 bulleit bourbon. Girls were really…

The Good Guys is a strip club with three stages featuring nude dancers, half of whom have prodigious tattoos (one blonde had a tattoo on every limb). The bartenders are…

In case you don't know - DC strip clubs are fully nude dancing on stages, but no, repeat ZERO, contact is allowed. So these strip clubs do not allow any form…

This strip club is whatever, just another strip club. The club is not that big and the stage for the dancers is not that big. The dancers will get on stage a…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon and it seemed decent. Not a busy time but nothing to complain about. Maybe 8 girls dancing. No cover, fair enough drink prices. It's…

Wow! Somewhere over the last few months, Good Guys has gotten an infusion of hotness, from the dancers right through the waitresses. I arrived at the club at about 7:00…

I've written about this place before, but allow me to revise my previous opinion. As far as DC clubs go, it's not bad. You won't get a lap dance, but…

Even though LDs are illegal in DC (except if you rent a party bus, which I highly recommend), this is still one of my favorite clubs in the area. After a discreet…

For what it is, a tavern in stylish NW DC with three stages featuring nekkid girls, it is actually not bad. I could see where Crystal City Restaurant in VA…

Decided to stop by Good Guys for the first time in over a year, needed to scratch the strip club itch and couldn't get any place more "handsy." As always no cover…

Like any other DC strip club, this place is looky looky but no touchy touchy. The girls here range from 4s to 9s. There are some seriously gorgeous girls if you got…

I seriously go there for the food. I am not joking. The neighborhood has a bunch of restaurants but they all close or stop serving around 10. So I came back from…

In summary, Good Guys is a decent stop for closeup nude dancing, easy street parking, friendly staff and reasonable prices. Have never paid an entry fee here, and there's no minimum drink…

Think Cheers, with titties. I am going to start with the food. Their burgers and fries (I ordered at 1am last night) are better than five guys, clydes, you name it. Waitress…

This was my first visit in quite some time. The club has extended the dayshift to 7 PM and traditionally the dayshift has been problematic. The night shift too in…

This was the first time that I had been to Good Guys in almost three years. There have been changes! Not in the club itself, but outside. Where there…

stumbled in here one night after a long day at the office, not sure what to expect but the dancers are relatively attractive and the layout of the club is pretty convenient.…

I was on a business to DC area and went to this club to kill some time. The atmosphere was good, room was clean, except for the restroom. There were many girls…

Visited for the first time in a Saturday night around 12:30 am. Very narrow setup with three stages. The girls come around after stage dances to collect and otherwise might spend time…

This particular strip club is an average strip club. It is not very large and the stages the dancers dance on are not that large and spacious. It seems as the the…

Located next a sushi place, a few doors down from a Whole Foods and across from the El Salvadoran consulate, is Good Guys. I'all admit that I had a bad feeling about the…

All DC club caveats apply. It's a good neighborhood-y type joint, if that makes sense. They have 3 stages, and it seemed like the bigger girls were at the front stage…

This is a club to have a laid back low cost experience n D.C. I walked at about nine on a Saturday night and the crowd was light. About ten…

In summary, Good Guys is one of the better DC strip club options, with a wide variety of women in all shapes, sizes and colors. Has a good food menu. Laid back…

Always has three girls on stage, and at least one of them is generally very good looking. This place is probably the most fun of all the clubs I've been to in…

The dancers at Good Guys are hit or miss. There are often a couple good looking dancers, but there are almost always some real rough looking ladies as well. In fact this…

Three girls dance on stage, of varying size and ethnicity. Skinny white girls, Thick Indians, Asians with braces. DC is a multicultural city and you'll get to enjoy each girl's…

After years of complacency, it is a pleasure to see improvements in this club during the last 18+ months. Most importantly, the overall quality of the girls has improved, mostly…

Went to Good Guys on a Tuesday afternoon. Haven't been here in about 5 years, so I walked in expeting 6 to 8 dancers rotating on three stages with about 18-20…

I worked in DC back in the 80s and 90s and use to stop by GG every now and then. I was in DC on business and decided to make a…

Apparently DC is a difficult town for these kinds of clubs. I had never visited a club in the area and didn't know what to expect. To be honest, from the outside…

This is a strip club, bar, restaurant. I wont bother you with the physical details as it has been done before. The talent gets from 5 to maybe close to 8s I…

Positives: Well it is always all about the girls, isn't it? And Good Guys always has a good compliment of fun and fairly attractive women. (Alas there remain some…

If you are feeling cheap, it would be hard to spend less money in a club than you will at Good Guys. The bar prices are the same as an average…

This is a fairly nice club with comfortable seating and attractive and friendly gals who will sit and chat with you without a lot of hustle, which is always nice. There was…

I decided to drop by Good Guys in the fairly peaceful Glover Park area of DC. The outside is clean with its huge wooden door and the music is a mixture…

I found good guys during the middle of the summer, was working out late at the gym and finally, after wondering what the hell was behind their massive wooden door for weeks,…

I've rated Good Guys before and it's never awesome, but I keep going back. I haven't visited D.C. in many years and wow, has that city every changed since I left!…

I stopped by on Friday night. There are 3 stages and the dancers rotate on them every so often. The girls were cute and friendly for the most part. The club had…

I decided to go for a visit on Friday before heading to Hustlers in Baltimore. The dancers were very friendly and the bartender on hand was easy going during my venture.…

More friendly than Camelot or Archibalds, generally more fun environment. However, also feels a little more like a bar with strippers rather than a club like those other two. Nice to see…

I've been going off and on to the Good Guys since the late 70's when I wasnt actually old enough to legally enter but had a good fake ID and enough facial…

I checked out their facebook page & saw that they organize an Amateur Nude contest once in a while. Any girl can participate in this. I had missed the one they organized…

I dropped by on a Satruday afternoon after a lousy time at Camelot because of the horrible loud Heavy Metal and Gangsta Rap music. But when I got to Good Guys,…

I had a few hours to kill so decided to stop into Good Guys and take in the scenery. Since you can't touch the dancers and there is no such thing as…

I am slowly coming around to this place. They pour string drinks and every once in a while feature see hotties. This was one of those nights. Was at a local bar…

I went in on a Saturday night. It seemed fine for DC at first... they, naturally, operate within the constraints of what the District allows. So they're full nude and have a…

Stopped in for lunch on a Friday, they had nine girls working using all three stages. Three girls dancing at all time. The lunch was a good deal and cheaper than most…

I had not been to Good Guys in a few years and was recently in the DC area so decided to pay a visit. The club itself is in an excellent/very safe…

Holy crap! This was a scene! I have never seen Good Guys packed like this. There was actually a line to get in! It had turned into a bit of an afterparty-club…

I went to Good Guys with a buddy of mine spur of the moment. As it is in DC so it follows the DC rules. No Lapdances or contact of any kind. The…

So, this place is OK. I say that, as it follows DC rules, as in no lap dances, VIP area, and so on. Until the District changes these rules, the…

Went a few months back, was with a mixed group of girls and guys (seemed odd for that place). No real pressure from anyone trying to hound you for a dance. Easy…

This place is a little strange. Had a sports bar feel to it...but with named women. The stage set up is designed to put you eye level to the lady bits. Tipping…

So I went there on CHRISTMAS! Woo. OK OK I was picking up Chinese food for my extended family and I had 15 minutes to kill so I figured, hey, this is…

If Moses can part the Red Sea, Apparently someone could FINALLY start hiring quality talent at Google Guys!!! Back in the day, GGuys was a cool chill place.. You could stop in On…

This place has been there forever and is as good as it gets for DC. Dancers range from chubby college girls, to used up skanks, then there are the lovely nubiles,…

So I gave this club one last chance and I'm sort of glad I did. Not too many dancers (maybe 5?) and two were fat. But three were quite cute and talkative,…

This is a nice club for the DC area, the dancers were pretty good looking and come in all shapes and sizes, so there's sure to be something you like. But, like…

Pretty typical for a DC strip club, few strippers performing on small stages. A few were fairly cute and while you can get close and focus on one girl, expect girls from…

Went here recently and had a good time. Being DC nobody hounds you for dances or tips. Just had the steak special on a monday and chilled out. Beers a little pricy at $7…

Located on Wisconsin ave near Georgetown . Discreet on the outside, once inside the club is longer than wide. There are 3 stages to the right and a bar to the…

so i got to the club with a friends late friday night after drinking hopefully to at least get a chance to look at some hot naked chicks dancing as DC clubs…

Good guys has always been good in the clutch, particularly for a DC club, which do not allow for private dances, touching, or fun of any manner. Good Guys, while lacking in…

I used to hit this place every once in a while but I really don't see myself going back. The chicks are really going downhill...not at all fit, and frankly I…

Well, what can I say about this club. It's not the best DC strip club, but it will do. Especially if you're close by to it and don't feel like…

Meh. That's about the most useful thing I can say about it. I guess if you're desperate to see chicks who are for the most part out of shape dancing…

Went to Good Guys after a long night out, first stopping by the place across the street which definitely wasn't happening. The chicks at GGs really weren't to high of quality but…

This was the best time that I have had at Good Guys. The dancer roll call was actually pretty much in line with the girls that were there. In fact,…

First club I've been to in the DC area. It got decent reviews so my friend and I decided to check it out. Went on a Saturday night, pretty busy with a…

This place is pretty reliable. Almost always pretty good - never bad and sometimes great. It's DC, so no lappers - but they're nude, which makes the drive from VA…

Was in town for a meeting so I stopped by for lunch and a beer. Had the cheese steak which was pretty good. Price was fair for DC and the view couldn't…

I was in Washington DC for the first time in several months and so I dropped into Good Guys. I have been coming here for about 20 years and the layout hadn't…