Bottoms Up Reviews

This club is located in a safe area of Irvington a block away from Springfield and Stuyvesant Avenues. Off street and on street parking is available. There is no cover to get in and drinks are $5 and up here. Setup is small bar with small stage in...

Gotta agree with the previous reviewerws comments. All south American dancers - not the best that continent has to offer by a long shot. No cover, $5 beers. Probably 8 dancers when I was there - not one above a 5. Parking lot needs some serious work...

I've been to this place like 5 times now and I've been unimpressed every single time. The dancer quality is quite poor. The girls are mostly from South America and they seem to be the worst that their countries have to offer! Drink prices are consistent with...

Had some time on Monday. Parking was rough at Vic's so swung by here for a little while. I like the parking in rear. If you love hispanic girls this is a great place. Some girls were about a 3 but there were 1 or 2 8's. There were about...

I've come here every now and then... however its sad that the quality is deteriorating continuously. Most of the dancers are hispanic while one is russian. Some dancers are really fat and ugly. The private lap dance is 20 bucks with extras on the menu. Beers are for 5 bucks....

truthfully, i'm still flabbergasted..(yes, flabbergasted) from my last visit, i dont think i've been to a more grimy club in my life. I decided to check this place out since it was nearby my house, rolled in around 8:30 or so. The place was full of a lot...

Gave this place a second try about 6pm on a weeknight. Was pursued by a short lady in the parking lot - wanted some tips for 'watching my car'. A reasonably Ok-looking lady, but not interested in what else she was offering. Went inside and was immediately...

Stopped by on a weeknight about 7pm. Decent parking behind the club - looked pretty safe. No cover charge and a beer was $4. There were plenty of girls there, but quality was only 3-5. None of the girls were too enthusiastic on the stage, which...

Quality of the girls improve on the night shift. Latino and soviet bloc dancers. Usually 3 or 4 dancers on the stage at a time, with 1 or 2 working the bar for dollars. It's not a high end place by any means but it's always a good time....

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon. After parking on the street and asking for change from the bartender for the meter, she told me there was a parking lot in the back.

That was news to me, despite having been there a couple of times prior. So, park in the...

This is gogo club in Irvinton nj.The club opens at noon and closes at 2 am.The dancers range from a 1 to a 7 wwith a occasioal 8.drinks cost 4 dollars and there isnt any cover charge except for private parties.Private dances cost 20 dollars and can be alot of...

Visited here on a Friday afternoon. There were about 6 dancers and about the same number of patrons. The girls spent most of their time chatting together in a group or sitting with what appeared to be regulars. Some of the time one of them would get up...

No more downstairs lappers, no more closed door lappers. Quality of the girls remains low grase hispanic and soviet bloc rejects. Best dancer is probably a 6 worst is in the negative numbers. Neighborhood is bad, crowd is illegal aliens. Still extra's though and mileage should be...

I visited again for the first time in a while late on a Wed night. Typical jersey go-go club, with a twist, the back room, where anything can be had for little money. Dancers ranged from 'look away" (hefty & homely) to "wow, what is she doing here" ( very...

Lots of action for the money...is the name of the game at this club. I was there last Thurs night & foudn the girls to be generally avarege, but quite friendly & open...very open, in fact.

Most of the girl there were black...with a couple latinas mixed in....

I have had some really excellent experiences here lately. Fairly attractive women willing to debase themselves for 50 dollars. Plus a 20 lap dance fee. Mixed bag of dancers every night with the lows being really low and the highs not all that high. But in terms of mileage...

Ihave had some really excellent experiences here lately. Fairly attractive women willing to debase themselves for 50 dollars. Plus a 20 lap dance fee. Mixed bag of dancers every night with the lows being really low and the highs not all that high. But in terms of mileage and...

Ihave had some really excellent experiences here lately. Fairly attractive women willing to debase themselves for 50 dollars. Plus a 20 lap dance fee. Mixed bag of dancers every night with the lows being really low and the highs not all that high. But in terms of mileage and...

This club is relatively safe and is off a main road (Springfield Avenue). It is on the run down side and that includes both the facility and the dancers. The girls are mostly late 30s- 40s and Russian or Brazilian. The average rating for looks would be 4-5 while the...

This place was ok about a month ago. You can go in, get a lap dance for 20, and get some more of a chick if you talked with her. The private area consisted of a backroom, and a room sectioned off by a curtain. But they did away with...

I've made a couple night visits lately, after 7:00 PM. Quality of the night shift was much better than days. I had a great lapper from a solid 8 which had me thinking I was in Bridgeport. Most dancers are 5 or 6's tops but they...

Point #1.... The club is easy to get to. (Which means it is easy to get away from.)
Point #2.... You can get anything you want from the women. (The thing I wanted was for the women to keep away from me.)
Of all the shitholes...

The club gets high ratings only for the level of service.
(anything goes in the private rooms, full menu low prices)

Low ratings for the quality of women, at least on the night I went.
2 older 5's, one Russian, one Brazilian were cream of the crop.
The rest were downright scary, and hard...

Bottoms Up is in the hood, but not too deep in the hood. Easy on and off of the Garden State Parkway (2 miles off exit 143 on Springfield Ave). It is true a dive bar, with parking in the front of the bar - as well as in...

This is a great place. Small club with good music, if you like club remixes and latin remixes non-stop. During the day it's dead. After 8pm, the locals come out and the better dancers start coming in. I'll admit the the daytime crew are mostly... well, you don't want to...