Bottoms Up Reviews

Went to this club during the week on a Thursday in the afternoon. The club is in a rough area. There is a parking lot for you to park your car. As I am getting out of my car a crackhead is asking me for money...

Have been to the club 2 times in the last two weeks during the day time. You can park on the street or in back parking lot, area seems ok in the daytime. The club is a little run down and the men's room needs to be bombed. Simple bar...

This club is officially the brazilian milf and gilf (grandma id like to frig) club of irvington...i swear i have seen a couple of old farts shaking what their mama gave them...but there are some big ass looking dancers. However, the dollar parades are crazy though...you can lose 20 dollars...

over mission accomplished by a 2 girl hj.. 30 for both.. lots of sucking on breasts and ass cupping.. no back room the afternoon I went.. one Colombian girl with nice ass n great tits got most of my attention.. other girl little bit more overweight was ok.. next time...

This place is old school. Used to be mostly Russian back in the day but now its mostly brazillian. Its hit or miss with quality of the girls. Some nights you will find a gem...many nights the girls are avg at best. 20 $ for 8 min ld and u...

First and for most this club is located in the hood of Irvington NJ. There is street parking by the entrance of the club, and also complimentary parking in the back-end. I went here early evening two weeks ago, and I have been here a couple times. As you open...

Went here after work. I milled around waiting to see if there was anything worth getting a dance from. I left after about an hour. I used to come here when I was younger to hang out. It seemed better back then. Now after being to other clubs this place...

This was my first visit to an Irvington club a night -- no problems. Parked in the lot behind the club and was accosted by two women sitting in the car next to mine -- declined their offer. Inside the club it was dead: at most 4 customers during...

I’ve been going to the Bottoms Up for years, back in the 80s and 90s it was mostly Russian girls, now it’s almost all Brazilian. Nicky is the daytime bartender, her sister works the nighttime shift. The dancers and the bartender are honest, you’ll get the correct change back when...

This is just a quick update to my fellow hobbyists. I stopped by Bottoms Up on Tuesday night during the first game of the NBA finals. 6 dancers. One old one in OK shape but really bad teeth, one very fat blonde latino with a huge but who...

Was there on a Thursday night for the first time while driving on the area. The club is located in a safe street corner along the busy commercial Springfield Avenue. It has a large parking lot that is monitored by cameras, so, parking was not a problem for this commercial...

Visited this club last Friday and Saturday. Both times were in the mid afternoon. Both times there were about 8 dancers working. All of the dancers were Brazilian and they ranged from you and somewhat sexy to old enough to be a great grandmother. There is...

Visited this club for the first time on a Thursday afternoon ~ 1. The area does not look bad and there is parking in the back with a video monitor so you can see your car. Its a square shaped bar with a stage in the middle. There is...

The neighborhood is not terrible. They have the parking lot on security cameras so you can see your car if you sit close to the monitors. Most dancers are Brazilians and many do not speak English well if at all and seem upset if you do not speak...

The key to Bottomn's Up is that the rules change after 7:00 pm and on weekends. Before 7:00 it's a shitty hole in the wall in a semi bad neighborhood with a parking lot out back being watched on monitors inside. Usually during the day it's 2 shifts...

Went to this club for the first time on a Wednesday night. The area does not look bad but I would be careful. It does have a parking area along the side of the building. Its a square shaped bar with a stage in the middle. There is a pool...

Bottoms Up is one of the notorious bars located in Irvington. The inside consists of a square bar around which the patrons sit with the dancers mostly standing on the dance floor in the middle of the square or walking around looking for dollar tips from the patrons. ...

I was a frequent visitor to this club when I was in my 20s. That was 10 years ago. I've moved away since then. Not much has changed about the physical appearance of this club. back then the dancers were almost all Brazilian. Now it's a mix...

Been going here off and on for the past 2 years. True the chicks vary in quality and I like to add a little lazy to work for that dollar. Overall, you can have a good time there. After 7pm is the best. I go there to find a side...

Been going here off and on for the past 2 years. True the chicks vary in quality and I like to add a little lazy to work for that dollar. Overall, you can have a good time there. After 7pm is the best. I go there to find a side...

This is probably my favorite or 2nd fav NJ SC. First understand it is hit or miss. It ranges from old & fugly to drop dead gorgeous 20yo Brazillians. It is much higher mileage in the evening when the VIP room opens but some of the girls will consider OTC...

I parked my car on the street in front of the place and was approached by a 'homeless' woman. I spoke with her for a few moments and gave her a dollar to watch my car. She would be the best looking and most interesting women I would deal...

Had some free time on Monday afternoon and decided to check out this SC. I had heard good things (i.e getting what you really want) about it so I figured why not.
For those of you that don't know: Irvington is a dump. Straight up and down. I was quite...

This is a small club. Drinks cost 3 to 5 dollars and there is no cover. The night shift of this club is really worth it. The club gets high ratings only for the level of service. A couple of Russian or eastern European dancers and the rest mostly from...

The reviewers who bitch about this club don't understand what a gem a good high mileage club is to find. My last thursday night visit had a 3 sisters working and all of them were hot. Not like 9 or 10 hot, but solid 7's, and these are girls...