Bottoms Up Reviews

Hit up Bottoms Up on a Monday night. Its in the sketchy area of Irvington. Parking is located either on the street, which is residential and commercial; or behind the building in a gravel lot (which is where I parked).

I felt safe in the area, but it's all relative....

So. Stoooed in here. You know....it’s nearby.... whatever. :).

Immediately met by the Grandma Marie? She remembered me from a past visit and my enjoyment of a bar side and Jake. She calls over a new gal Andrea who is working weekends a Rubenesque younger...

The first time I visited this place I left because I was bored honestly.

Gave Bottoms Up another shot today and I was more prepared and less bored. ;) So, I walked in and it’s pretty calm and empty this time of day (around 1:30pm). I was ok with that....

I finally made up my mind and decided to visit this place after reading some reviews. It was around 2 PM and parked in the back of the place, felt pretty safe. Once inside I was surprised to find the place clean enough even the bathroom, maybe because it was...

So...with Vics eliminating the bar-side fun, it seems the other neighborhood joint has gotten the message and is changing things up a bit. I stop by Bottoms Up a few times a year because, I don't know, just because it's there: like Everest. Anyway, this...

Came back for a visit on back to back nights. Monday and a Tuesday. Basically the same both nights. Mostly latinas, half older 50+, half in their 30’s. One gigantic booty white chick that comes in from time to time. The afternoon girls get done at 7 pm and the...

I have been going to this joint for over 10 years and lately it’s been hit or miss but I have my regulars and do call ahead which assures I’ll get taken care of. But one thing no one will ever get used to is the relentless dollar parade! No...

It’s Saturday and wanted to go to Vics but I read on here they close early at 8 and it was already 7:30 so I decided to check this place out. The place is on a main road in Irvington with a small parking lot in the back....

Been going here on and off for over 10 years now and it’s still pretty much the same. Older dancers...no more Russians (some of them were legendary)...and the kitchen.

Stopped by early in the evening. Saw 5 dancers, only one was remotely appealing. Old man still in the far corner with...

This club can be a complete hit or miss. Most of the dancers are 40+ and some of them have no business taking their clothes off. But on the right night there are some gems. I got there around 6:30 and this is right before the daytime dancers leave and...

Ok...I must admit that this club can turn away a lot of people on any given night. Most of the times there will be older dancers there with a scarcity of young sexy dancers to choose from. However, being that i love older sexy women its not really a problem...

Went on a hot Saturday afternoon around 6. After reading some reviews I decided to try it out. It’s a small place with a round bar and a pole in the middle. As I sat down, I ordered a corona and began looking at the talent. It was all Brazilian...

The girls here are usually old and busted, but I've noticed a few better looking girls every now and then. The neighborhood is rough, lots of beggers inside and outside the club. Dollar parade can be annoying based on how few girls are in there. Drinks are...

These people just still don't get it !!they have the girls come around the inside of the bar (sometime 4-5 at a time ) relentlessly for tips.. then when they come around the outside they basically insist that u buy them a 6 dollar beer and hang out just long...

I've been hitting the paterson bars a lot so I've decided to change scenery and visit bottoms up. WTF... I'll start from outside to inside. One positive about this place is that it has it's own parking lot. That's an A+ especially trying to park in Irvington. We'll that's all...

We usually come in during the afternoons on non work days. The girls during that time are meh. For the second time we came back after 7 (the shift change) . The girls were much much better. They had some variety there. Latinas & White girls from the two...

Every time I've gone to Bottoms over many years I see the exact same girls every time. The daytime girls have mostly been the same for at least 3-4 years. The nighttime girls rotate more frequently. They recognize me so the first one to see me, who is not on...

I took a break from frequenting these places but after a while decided to hit something closer to home. Went during the day since Irvington seems to be sketchy at night. No cover fee but from the moment I walked in there it was just me and one other guy....

I'm writing because after passing by Vic's because it looked like there was a scrap going on, I stopped by the Bottoms Up. It never changes EXCEPT a previous poster is correct (and I was wrong), the Kitchen is open during the afternoon for the kind of buffet that botoms...

I'll start by saying this place is def a bang 4 ur buck kind of scene. Not a high end gentlemen's club with mixologists and vip. But 4 what it is I think it's pretty satisfying. Overall none of the dancers really work the stage or pole. But a few...

This has to be one of the dirtiest kitchens in all of New Jersey but hell I had a damn good time with my Latin mama from the Dominican Republic. I headed to Bottoms Up in search of Latin boom boom and behold I hit the jackpot. A thick Latin...

I went to bottoms up for first time on wed at around 1230pm. The club is on a really busy street during the day. Its not like vics which is little secluded. Good thing is that there is parking right at the back. It looks more like an empty lot...

Bottoms up is another one of the hit or miss strip clubs. I went on a Friday night at about 12:30 after I left a regular bar. I've been here before and gotten some decent mileage, so felt it was worth a try. When I walked in the place seemed...

So after a disappointing time at Vic’s I decided to go down the road here about five minutes driving here. Normally I’m more into black women, but I don’t mind the ocassinal Latina flavour. I parked in the back of the club as there was no room on the...

This is a gogo bar located in the busy section of Irvington. Not the worst place to be at but still watch your back. There is free parking in the back of the club which is nice. Walking in you will see a stage with about 20 seats available. The...