Pandora's Adult Cabaret Reviews

Went in on Monday early afternoon. First up was Luna. I was sort of shocked to see her because the last time I saw her I was licking her butthole at Sands....

I was out drinking with some friends. On the way home my car turned into pandoras. I popped in a Vitamin V. There were about 15-20 cars in the lot. There is a car...

General club details. $15 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage back of...

Arrived just after noon. The parking lot was fuller than I expected. Went inside paid the $15 for soda and found a seat. Things were definitely just getting started, but fairly busy for so...

I’ve been trying to stay from my favorite degenerate pastime, but there’s been some new talent on the scene in town I’ve been meaning to try. I went to Kittens, my new favorite haunt...

Here is the general club details. $20 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller...

Arrived at Pandora's around 3:30 PM this past Monday, parking lot wasn't full but had a decent amount of cars there, but finding a space was no biggie as expected for a weekday at...

Sorry for terse review, but only had an hour so was pretty quick. Place was pretty nice. Safe area, plenty of parking. Generally clean inside, although honestly could have used slightly more lighting. Oh,...

Hit up Pandoras for thew first time on a Saturday night a couple of weeks ago. I see a lot of reviews on here about daytime visits and weekday visits but not a lot...

I visited Pandora's on Friday 7/22/22 at about 4:30PM hoping the 2 for 1 VIP rates still started at 5PM. They were indeed still available as you can see below. There were many...

The exterior Pandoras has recently been painted. It’s now a dark brick red color. Some customers probably won’t notice because they’re quickly walking from the car to the club entrance, hoping by looking down...

Visited Pandoras around 5:30 in the evening. Took the metro from downtown to roosevelt and hopped on a uber from there. The club is in a decently safe area and is easily visible to...

I’m a strip club degenerate perv. I did the strip club tour last weekend but needed another perv high. So I went to Pandoras…again. I’ve said before that Kittens is becoming my new stomping...

Obligatory club info (copied from my earlier review, nothing changed): this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying to...

I ventured out to Pandora’s earlier today; I am normally a Kitten’s guy but I had a strong yearning for a world-famous Pandora’s day-shift handshake. I arrived a little after noon. The place was...

Stopped by about 11:30am on Tuesday, paid my $15 cover and orders a Coke. There were only 3 dancers and 2 were in the back taking care of customers while the other was getting...

I went to the Mariners Game and watched them beat the Yankees in the afternoon. Afterwards went and got some drinks with some friends. It was about 8pm and I needed some fun....

First paragraphs are the obligatory layout of the club. Entrance is on the south side of the building. Plenty of room parking during the daytime, roughly 30 parking spots. The door...

This was supposed to be a review of Dreamgirls at Rick's. I was curious to go there since they haven't been reviewed very much and I wasn't planning on staying long anyway so I...

Anyway I stopped by Pandoras at opening after my little spin with Minni at Sugars just because. I’d almost had a thing with Madison last time I went so I was on the lookout...

Had free time Friday afternoon and stopped on by to see what was up. I paid my $20 to get in. In case people do not know. This place has a parking lot,...

Stopped by on Tuesday night, maybe 11:30pm. Plenty of parking around the club, lot was maybe half full. For those of you burning a free review read, here's the general club details. $20 cover includes...

This is a late review - i went about 2 weeks back. It was one of those hot days in seattle, had nothing to do so dropped by Pandoras around noon. The cover was $15...

This was my first time back to Pandora's in awhile. They changed some things up, but much remains the same. $20 to get in, which included a free soda. I arrived around 9-10pm on...

I found this spot to be a bit underwhelming. Far north side of town, so a bit of a drag to get there if you're not driving. $20 got me in, unlimited diet coke, and...