Reviews

Just flew into town from Florida and wanted to see the local action. Decided to come to Pandora's and walked in. grabbed a seat at the bar and ordered a drink, and I…

Went to Pandoras on a Monday afternoon recently. The club itself is a shithole. Crappy decor, crappy furniture, crappy sound system, crappy DJ, stinky bathroom. Fortunately, I don't go to strip clubs for any…

It was Sunday just after 1:00pm. When I pulled into the parking lot, I was surprised at how full it was for a Sunday. I found a seat, and had just got my drink. My…

Quite possibly the slowest it has ever been. This review was for a Saturday a few weeks back. Usual layout to appease you-know-who. Entrance along the side of the building, parking in…

Stopped in on a Tuesday night with nothing to do. Paid cover and got my drink sat and watched the show. Saw a couple of dancers who bought my eye. Until one got on stage…

My previous visit was a bit like a Costco trip. I got plenty of samples. Saw a few packages were bigger than I needed. A few items made my shopping list, made a couple…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 2pm. It was dead. I was the only one sitting there, and maybe 2-3 in the dancing area. Girls were reluctant to get up stages because, of course,…

Came here on a Sunday around 3PM. Parking lot was somewhat full but there are plenty of spots to park off the street. Entrance is somewhat protected from the street so there's no real worry…

Went to Pandoras on Saturday night. Found a parking spot in the back, and wandered to the front door. The door guy told me $20, so I handed him a twenty and headed…

The guy at Pandoras door was friendly and welcoming, and I generally got that vibe from the other people there. You pay $20 to get in, and that also gets you a soft drink with…

Me and the crew finished up a job at lunchtime. We had been working 7 days a week for 3 weeks straight. I figured the boys needed a reward for finishing the job up early.…

Went to the club on a Friday night looking for a regular that I normally visit. Turns out she is no longer there but I stuck around to see all the new girls. Most weren’t…

I had been out of town for some time and decided to stop by and see if anything had changed since my last visit. I was looking for some new girls or at least…

I stop by this club once in a while, but mostly during the day. Decided to check out the night shift last night (Saturday). What a mistake. $20 to get in (includes a soft drink, no…

Stopped by on a day I knew one of my favorites was returning from a short hiatus from the club. Paid the usual $10 cover, sat down and paid another few bucks for the soda.…

This club is the typical Seattle club with crappy DJ and moldy smelling vip area. The layout is nice and the tables are spaced out enough to where you aren't bumping into strangers while you…

I have a new atf. I have noticed the days girls are usually the same. The mexican milf. A couple tall AA girls. A Diamond. A Captain, A few others. Most are 30 year old…

I had a long hot day doing my work. Doing construction in this heat is a bitch. Went home and my place must have been 90 degrees. I took a cold shower and headed out…

I found myself in Seattle mid week. I found myself in Seattle with free time. I found myself Seattle with cash. This combination resulted in me making a visit to Pandoras. The lot outside was busier…

Went by on a Saturday. Monse, Rio, Anya, Nova and maybe one other girl working. Nova is a bit of a character. Wouldn't even acknowledge customers and if she has the mood to walk over…

I went to Pandora's on Saturday late afternoon for a few hours and wish I could get that time back. Paid the $15 for cover and soda. Arrived around 4:30pm and there were about 5…

I want to be clear. I could be wordy wordy wordy and write 10 paragraphs to make the review Nazi's happy. But I ain't here for them and neither is anyone else. What I say…

I went into Pandora's a few Mondays ago around 4 to see what's offered there that afternoon. I've been told by dancers there before that their one scheduling rule is that they have to…

Came into the club at 5:30 PM, spent about one hour in the club. The number of girls during shift changeover, that gap between 4:30 and 8:00 PM, is not large, maybe 8 ladies…

Stopped by early afternoon to see what was happening. Parking lot had a lot of cars in it so first thought was it would be jumping inside. Ha, went in and only saw…