The bar is at an all time low

Stick with your regular dancers, fellas...

reviewed by

SeattleSteve

4.7

Dropped in on a Friday night. I hadn't been in for a while and was pleasantly surprised to see the $10 cover. It looks like some remodeling has happened inside. The cashier and DJ booth…

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published 3 days ago

week day delight

reviewed by

tuggins

7.3

Dropped by on a weekday afternoon about 3. First time back since they started serving booze.

Cashier and DJ immediately to your left as you walk in. $10 and an ID scan now that they serve…

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published 4 days ago

Lazy Sunday With Bad Timing

reviewed by

KittyAddikt

4.3

Right off the bat I messed up. I fronted the about $15 entrance fee (I forget exactly what it was), and I entered around 8pm right as the day shift was finishing trickling out. From…

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published 4 days ago

Pathetic Simp Loser #1. I got owned by a stripperper.

reviewed by

Baristafan

7.7

Lets just get this out of the way. I am a pathetic loser. Small Dick with too much money. This review will be graphic in nature . It is not to brag and thump my…

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published 1 wk ago

Kittens Cabaret

What We’ve Come To Expect

reviewed by

bluize

6.0

Our flight into Seattle was delayed and we arrived too late to start working, but not too early to hit the Dog House for drinks and Kittens for some entertainment. So, we headed the…

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published 1 wk ago

Kittens Cabaret

Kittens on a hot Thursday afternoon.

reviewed by

Ruiner36

9.3

Swung by after some plans got cancelled. I have not been to an establishment of this nature in literally decades but I was impressed with the facility. New paint, bathrooms clean, all the…

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published 1 wk ago

1st visit at Pandoras

reviewed by

Rugfrd

5.7

I made my way to Pandora’s in Seattle last Thursday—first time visiting the place, and I wasn’t really sure what to expect. The club itself was... decent. It wasn’t anything that stood out or blew…