Post Pandemic Punting at Pandora's: Pretty Positive Provided you Prize Plentiful Posteriors!

Found myself alone in the house mid-day during a week off and decided to go back to Pandora’s at 1PM on a Thursday, the first time since the pandemic.

Basics: $15 door and drink, no mask, no temperature check, 2 stages (only 1 in use), 1 Lap Dance Area (LDA), 3 VIP booths, 8ish dancers, and a similar number of PL’s. Talent in the 4-7 range. 3 Caucasians, 2 East Asians, and a handful of hard-to-tell Filipina/Asian/Caucasian mixes. Mileage is high, extras are on the table. Dances range from $30/$40 to stupid. Stage dances are 1 song each, which is nice for quickly surveying the talent.

The deets… got in, waited at the rope inside the door, and a cute/chubby waitress came over and took my money. She later brought a diet coke. Sat down 1 row back from the stage. Up on stage was… a Large Caucasian whose name I can’t remember, henceforth LC. Tall, long dark hair, big ass, a bit of a gut, and seemingly perfect D’s. Cute, with a wide mouth and a fairly blank expression. This girl gave me pause to consider the “COVID weight gain” reviews that this club has been generating. Lots of guys seem to get mildly offended at dancers with big asses and a bit of a gut, and I can see why if you only like spinners. What I realized sitting there is I LIKE big girls, and especially like big Caucasians. So, I guess I can thank COVID for that: more meat for DC to hang onto! She beelined for me after her dance, and I was seriously considering it, but I had literally just landed and wasn’t ready yet. Passed on LC.