The Venue Reviews

Went on a Thursday night at around 11PM. About 6 dancers that I saw. most were around the 6-8 range. Pole work was on the average side. the club itself was pretty empty, about 15 people that I could see, half of which were hugging the bar. All three stages...

I saw four dancers and had two private dances. The dancers all had good bodies and good basic skills, but lacked expression. I don't want dancers to have big fake smiles, but a flicker of emotion would enhance the show. There were two places where women danced. One had two...

A few friends and I decided to check out a few clubs in Portland. Nice perk always is the food and prices. I has spoiled for a long time at Seattle clubs but after the TW vs City war and just not getting there for work as often,...

There was no cover and the tater tots were on special. The atmosphere is very dark, and there are a complete lack of lights on the stage. The dancers seem to go through the standard stripper motions with no real flair. The beer is not watered down,...

Mystic is just across the street from Club 205. Whenever I go to Mystic, there never seems to be any parking left, so I usually park at the bank. It was pretty crowded when I went in. Mystic is a pretty decent club. There is no cover (always a plus...

Mystic is my new favorite place to go. Have met several girls that I connected with and see repeatedly. Very diverse crowd, not too upscale, but nice. Decor is cool with a variety of seating options and multiple stages and lap dance areas. Have been warned that new cameras have...

I stopped in here to watch the Superbowl and I think I will make this the place I watch it every year. Dancers on stage at 9:00 AM for breakfast and then topless waitresses during the game. I have no idea what the halftime show was for the game. I...

This is going to be my regular stop... Decent number of customers anytime in the day - decent crowd though. A number of hot dancers - even during lunch hours - lots of touching - and good, grinding lap dances - YMMV - depends on the girls - I know...

Went here on a Saturday evening and wasn't too impressed. Girls averaged about a 6 with a very nice blonde 8. Forgot the blondes name but she was the best on stage for the night. Chatted with her for a bit and she was good at keeping a conversation,...

Went in on Tuesday evening around 8PM. They have three stages and were running two of them. There were probably two or three dozen customers and a dozen or so dancers in a variety of shapes and sizes. None were overweight, though a couple were a bit...

Walked out of Club 205 and noticed another club directly across the street from it so I decided to check it out. This layout of this place is actually pretty nice. I liked the atmosphere and there were a good amount of really hot girls. They run 2 or 3...

Have had the pleasure of visiting here many times. The interior is spacious and there isn’t a bad seat in the house. Tipping at the rack seems to be standard, a buck or two, well worth the money. They have semi-private booths for lap dances and for $20 a dance...

Nice environment - couple of 8+ chicks - couple 7... no one was pushing for drinks or lapdances!!! Went on two consecutive Fridays around the lunch hour. Got a couple of lap dances each time from two different girls - both extremely cute. I happened to know one from Jiggles...

My first visit, not sure I'll go back. Nice clean club, well maintained exterior and better than average interior. Came in around noon and there were probably a 15-20 customers and only a few dancers. The dancers weren't bad looking, but no show stoppers. Had...

This is a very laid back club. When they converted it from a Hooters I think the budget planing may have been like" 3 stages with three poles, hey were good to go". Most of the chairs are very utilitarian. But really they are the better chairs, I tried the...

This was my first visit to this club. Didn't know what to expect, never had been to the Hooters that was here. I was surprised that on a wednesday night the parking lot seemed to be full. I walked into the club, there was no cover when...

My first visit to Mystic...

My first surprise was that the old parking lot (the old "Hooters" building) was nearly full. Then upon entering, I saw why. This was a hopping place. There are very few strip clubs in Portland that would be so busy (or even COULD...

I usually get stop by the Mystic a couple times a month and would rate it the highest in the vicinity. Mostly for the personal attention at the rack, private dance areas, and several dancers that seem to push the contact rules to a higher level than normal....

Stopped in Mystic on a monday after watching monday night football. There were around 8 dancers all very attractive and friendly. Also there was a very attractive asian bartender The variety of body styles was nice too as there was something for everyone. Have to say the couple of...

First trip into this club. Ratings are a bit lower than I would like but am rating based upon what I saw on the given night, not what I think and hope things would be on future visits.

The interior is designed to appeal to business customers but the long...

Three stages, though only two seemed like they were being used. Decent number of dancers on rotating quickly on the stages. During the time we were there, several girls swapped out, some coming on shift, some leaving. Girls range. None were unbelievably hot, but all were...

This is a fairly new club and is still in pretty good condition. the main rack is a 360 degree affair with lots of seating. The private dance area is elevated slightly and along the back wall with semi-sheer curtains providing the privacy. At 3:00Pm on a Saturday there were...

My second visit to Mystic ever. I still think it is a clean and nice-looking club that does its best to be upscale. Bartender/bouncer was friendly and the $5 steak dinner was good. Drinks were reasonable.

The dancers are the weak link at this club. My other visit was on a...

I almost threw up in my mouth the dancers were so bad. They had great happy hour drinks @ $1.50ea and I left a half full glass because the girsls were so bad. Came from Club205 across the street and after visiting Mystic I went right back over...

I ventured over to Mystic, located directly across the street from another strip club named Club 205, last Saturday around 3PM. From the exterior the club looks like your typical bar/tavern. The inside of the club has somewhat of a unique layout. First of all the club...