Elysium Reviews

As usual, out with the wife at a SC. This time, we invited two other couples. Food was great, as usual. Dancers were nowhere to be seen. We had to beg our waitress to have a dancer come anywhere close to our table.
Mandatory valet &...

Well, it had been a long time since I had walked through these doors. Nothing much had changed from the physical layout. Still one of the premiere clubs in the mid west in my opinion. Valet parking is now $8 I think the last time I was here it was...

Went to this bar after an unsuccessful trip trumpps. usually the girls at penthouse are a little aggresive for my taste, lots of extras offered by almost all, but this time, things felt a bit different.

saw the same blonde with the collarbone tattoo who had offered me extras quickly last...

Went in a couple of wednesdays back hoping to find Amber, my personal favorite. She isn't there unfortunately. But happened to see girls like Farah and Raven and Kim. Had great dances with all three of them and it was a great experience. Will go back to see them again...

Interior is nice. Danced named doll was very up front about menu... Cheap but not my type. She approached me and immediately gave me a full menu and I mean full. Turn off. She looked dirty anyways. Food was decent, and music was good. Most of the other dancers were...

Went to the PHC on Weds afternoon around 4. Not very impressed with the talent other than Farrah. Farrah, as many have described, is an extremely good looking woman (I'd say a 9). I went and got some dances from her and while certainly not bad...were a...

I haven't been to PH in a while so I stopped in last Friday to see my atf dancer. Parked with the valet and paid the cover ( I got there after 7). Took a seat at the upstairs bar and ordered a beer. The club was already pretty busy....

Stopped by on a day shift about 3:30. I usually stop by once a week and get my fix. It's been a little slow since the new year, but to PHs credit, they have a quality line up on most days. I'm usually approached by the 5s...

Went to go see an ATF and she wasn't there that day. So I met a tall blonde from Texas. Solid 9 on my scale. We talked for a few min after she got off stage. We went upstairs and had a lot of fun. Now, she's expensive but she...

I havent been here in a couple of years. Valet $7. Cover $10 or maybe $12. Drinks around $10. I took a seat at the bar, which is my usual, and waited for the sharks to circle. I was approached by a couple of rough-looking scare bears...heavy tats, rubber titties....

As a regular for the past 8 years, I have seen the highs and lows. We are now on the downward trend. Most of the bartenders and waitstaff that I liked have left. The ones that are here now are very miserable due to all of the new rules that...

Second time here, although I'll probably repeat, its worth noting that come afternoon time, regulars are everywhere. And the girls tend to flock to them. I'd rather spend money getting dances, not waiting around for the girls to get nowhere with regulars, then come over. Not a...

Arrived around 5:00 with a buddy. No cover, valet $8. Ended up at a table by the stage. I usually like to sit at the bar, but there were no open spots. Had been telling my buddy how hot the day shift dancers usually are at Penthouse and of course...

First time Penthouse club review, will be divided into Pros and Cons. Saturday night with a group of friends, 830 pm - 12 am.

PROS :
Good club layout, variety of dancers, 25+ in this case. Majority white, 3 mixed, 3-4 black dancers.
Maya, very sweet white dancer with a pretty face and...

Maybe it's because it's raining with icy condition, maybe it's just monday of MLK day,maybe it lost its mojo, in any case, the visit is dissappointing.
There are only less than 10 dancers, who are mostly 6 except for hailey maybe a 8. It used to have 20+ dancers, most...

Decided to take a trip up to the 8 mile strip with a couple buddies on a recent Friday night. Our first stop was Trumpps. Didn't stay there long before deciding to head down to Penthouse. Paid all the fees to enter and we got a table. Service was slow...

I visit PHC about once a week during the day shift, generally to see my ATF or to check out the talent which is top notch compared to most of the nearby clubs. Today was a bit different as there were mostly 5s and 6s with a sprinkling of...

Penthouse has a long standing reputation for having excellent talent albeit with a higher price tag for any extra fun in the private dance area. Based on a recent evening visit, the talent is still good (but not excellent as there were a number of chubby girls dancing on...

On Thursday, December 29, my favorite lady texted me. She wanted me stop by to see. She wanted me to arrive by 1:30 pm. As I was approaching the club, I received a text stating that she had an upset stomach and would not be coming to...

It had been at least a year since I set foot in this club. I've found some of the non-Detroit, non-extras clubs to provide more reliable fun times. But, being in town a couple times in the last month, and encouraged by an acquaintance, I ventured back. The first visit...

Came here with 10 guys for a bachelor party on a Thursday night in 2016.

BAR: Bottles were reasonably priced and the cigar bar was an added plus. We purchased 3 bottles, which was more than enough for tjr group.

ATMOSPHERE: Club was busy but it didn't feel too packed (like...

My to go strip club in Detroit with some of the most exotic dancers you would expect. My person favorites are Amber and Holly. Amber is a stunner with perfect assets and is extremely cordial. Holly is awesome as well. Had excellent time with the both of them. Couple...

Decided for a little pre-Christmas treat by going to the Penthouse. Layout has been described many times. I tend to like day shift better...more laid back but do not get an opportunity to partake that often. Talent was decent...but not great. Most 6-7 range with a...

So after reading about how you have to visit this strip club when you're in detroit, I decided to give it a shot while I was in detroit on a business trip. You have to valet, there's a coat check and door fee and including my drink, I was out...

After a very disappointing visit to Coliseum, my next stop here, at Penthouse was "where the girls are"..... Tanned, big boob, sexy women on stage and roaming everywhere. Yes it is Xmas time and probably more out working here than normal, but was nice to see women that fit...