Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

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Heyho
Apr 26, 2017, 9:14 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Stopped in as this is usually my favorite club when visiting town for games if I am late on the ball in securing a hotel room downtown. I usually stay across the way at the Westin in these circumstances. Arrived around 7:00 ish as was about a 90 min. commute from the pandemonium, that I found out, is opening day in Detroit. Upon arrival I was quite impressed with the quality of the talent this visit. Talked with several girls. The one I really wanted to hang with had to split back to Lansing. Was a U of M student, short blonde spinner with a nose ring. I think my mind has become numb to remembering stage names as I internally compartmentalize and throw them in the waste bin simply because you know it is not their actual name. Wound up chatting and getting dances with another hot younger spinner that was more of the physically fit, gym-goer type which suits me fine as I myself am as well. There were a number of girls that I saw that were quite talented dancers on stage and I was quite suprised at this, as many times is usually the bored and over it attitude up there. Alan M. himself actually showed up and made it a point to make rounds and shake hands with people at the bar which added an interesting element. All-in-all a good trip for 90 in-2 hrs. Left about $300 lighter after drinks and valet. Considering I carried in about $1,000, which is usually my "bullet-proof" budget for a day to evening strip club outing in the D, I left very happy.

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