Elysium Reviews

This review was from a week ago. I spent the afternoon in the club after 1pm with some time off work. $8 valet, No cover, got a booth for $20 since I was settling in for ahwile.

Got steak lunch ny strip for $20 and a decent bottle of wine...

Stopped by Penthouse on a Friday after work. Got there at around 5:00PM and took a seat at the downstairs bar. No changes to layout, valet or drink prices. There was around 20 girls working. Nobody that I knew from previous visits and nobody that was a totally stunner, alot...

Been to PHC last Saturday! Went around 6pm. Had one previous experience of Saturday being slow with about 6dancers, even this Saturday was slow with about 8 dancers. None of them were of PHC level except for Kennedy! She was clearly the pick to f the lot. I had dances...

I went back to Penthouse again one week after my previous trip. The first trip on a Tuesday afternoon was great as I was able to connect with Farrah. Farrah is one of the few true hotties that still work the strip clubs these days. (The number...

We arrived at midnight. All of the booths were taken and we did well to get a table downstairs between the booths and stage side tables. We sat for 20 minutes before a waitress got our drinks ($8 plus tip for beers). There were tons of hookah pipes being...

Stopped in for lunch in between meetings around Southfield. Drove over to 8 Mile and was debating between PC and Trumpps. ultimately decided on Penthouse and it did not dissappoint. The prices are still too high for my liking, especially the 8 (basically $10 with tip) for the valet....

Stopped in as this is usually my favorite club when visiting town for games if I am late on the ball in securing a hotel room downtown. I usually stay across the way at the Westin in these circumstances. Arrived around 7:00 ish as was about a 90 min. commute...

Stopped by my favorite club to check out the talent. While most of the time there are several top notch girls, today there were only a few. I would say the top 3 today were Farrah, of course, Kennedy, and Mariah. Not sure if any of you have...

Stopped in last Tuesday and had a decent time. Many of the same dancers were working that usually are. I met a skinny brunette, maybe 22, with a real mysterious look about her. She was good to talk to, and we eventually made our way upstairs. ...

I wanted to experience the hype of Tigers Opening Day at a Strip Club. I chose Penthouse. They seem to have the best selection of beautiful girls on day shift. (Note: I have been disappointed more often on the night shift.)

I arrived about 12:45. They had...

Went to the club a couple Tuesdays ago. Talked to my atf beforehand and planned on a time and dinner. Parked with the valet, $7, and paid the cover charge, $15 after 7pm. Asked the door guy for a booth and got a good one by the elevator. My dancer...

Maybe it's me, but I didn't see a difference between Penthouse and Flight Club or Bogarts for that matter. The skank hoes were absolutely average except for the high ass price tag. I have a lot of money. A whole lot of money. A very fucking huge amount of money...

The Penthouse does not have a cover charge before 6PM, and so I arrived around 1PM in the afternoon. I took an Uber, and so I did not pay for valet parking, which is the only parking allowed if you drive yourself.

I ordered a bucket of beer and ...

Besides the Hustler Club in its early days, this is the first time I've been to an upper tier club in MI. Many say Penthouse is the best, but I don't know if I agree. It is a nice club. It is a luxury club.

My buddy and...

Stopped in Tuesday afternoon, around 6:30 pm. Got a table side small table. Both dancers on stage were quite nice, blonde with big tits... my favorite. Decided to go upstairs and smoke after they left the stage. Probably around 6:55 pm, the DJ called for review...

Warning: smoking allowed/encouraged at Penthouse

I don't like breathing second hand smoke and I don't like smelling like an ash tray after a visit to a club. Don't get me wrong-- I have no problem with people who choose to smoke. People should have choice to do with their...

Was recently in Detroit from out of state back to back weeks and visited Penthouse Club a total of 3 times. On 2 of my visits arrived around 5:30-6:00ish which is towards the end of dayshift and right before the 7:00 nighttime review. Arriving at this time allows...

Went with a girlfriend of mine, we were meeting her friend there (a male). She and I were walking into the club when a valet asked us if we were auditioning. We said no. Working? We said no. He told us we were not permitted without a male escort and...

Stopped by one afternoon looking for new talent. There has been an influx of new girls lately and it's great to see such a variety. Was hoping to get the attention of Mariah as I've never had her in VIP but she's got such a tight body and...

Had a hankering for a tall leggy blonde I had noticed my last visit. As luck would have it she was dancing this day. I was in no hurry and caught up with a few regulars that I hadn't seen in a while. One gives a great massage, not my...

It was a cold afternoon when I stopped into Penthouse. I parked the car with the valet, entered the club, and took a seat at the downstairs bar. I ordered a soft drink. The club was quite busy for a Thursday afternoon. Although I've read on this website...

This review was near the December holidays, and I had to make a trip through the Detroit area. I met some friends downtown and hit up the casino, then walked over to Bouzouki Club. The whole situation was pretty lame, and it was the third time I've ever...

Have never been here on a Saturday afternoon. I guess there is a deal on food, but not on drinks ($9 domestic beers!!!). Anyway we don't really come here for the beers, do we. I'll skip the club layout since it hasn't changed.
Upstairs is still $25 a...

The club has not changed the basics for awhile.
- No cover before 7pm
- Valet is required and $8
- Beer almost $10
- Best day shift line up in the city.

I was surprised by an outstanding line up of girls. I have not seen such a strong line up of 8's and...

Decided to check out some of the clubs in the area, and ended up at PH on a Sat night with friends.

We got in around 10pm and things were pretty slow - but the girls were quality (7's, 8's, 9's). Nothing was rushed and the girls were friendly and not...