Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Maybe it's me...

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AfricanLovePimppp
Apr 6, 2017, 7:17 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Maybe it's me, but I didn't see a difference between Penthouse and Flight Club or Bogarts for that matter. The skank hoes were absolutely average except for the high ass price tag. I have a lot of money. A whole lot of money. A very fucking huge amount of money from selling all types of drugs to crack hores. I tend to throw money away on bullshit, like cars and houses. But I could not reach in my pocket and give a $100 hoe $300. I tried to get drunk and I still couldn't do it. 6 hoes all white and thin as a twig. Cute but only Colosseum cute. I know you ugly broke motherfuckers who save your wifes checks to get your dick sucked by one of these skank hoes really need to rethink this shit. 1 dick suck equals2 dick sucks and a fuck elsewhere. Let's join forces and demand cheaper services from these white hoes.

I'm bullshiting. I spent a grand today and I will do that shit tomorrow. Penthouse is the best of Detroit. Niggas like white pussy.

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