Save Your Money

Let me make this quick and simple Torpedos is a very basic, terribly ran club with the laziest dancers in the world and a TERRIBLE dollar parade. As a person who used to go here frequently due to it being so close to my house I once had a spot in my heart for this small little club but as time goes on and my pallet for other clubs in the area expanded Torpedos simply does not do me justice anymore. The girls are mostly Brazilians who can’t speak English so communicating is quite poor when it comes to having convo. They are pretty basic…out of 15 strippers they are like maybe 5 that you would love to take home and the rest are old, rickety, powder face women that look like they should be in retirement homes instead of the strip club. The dollar parade and begging for for singles is so damn annoying. These girls rather sit in front of you and beg then actually show some effort and get the money. This club is cool if you’re cheap and don’t really wanna spend anything over 125$ to see some ass and get drunk (drinks are pretty cheap) but don’t expect coming here with your buds and having a night to remember.