Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St Bound Brook, NJ 08805

Early evening review

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Rastarustic
Nov 3, 2021, 3:24 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I had a bad month or two so I have stopped in a handful of times lately. Usually on my way home from work. I understand that 7pm to 8pm is not prime-time. I understand that dancers are just starting their shifts and there's not a large crowd, but that doesn't mean it has to be a bad time. Girls on stage give no effort. I've seen dancers on stage yawning (Celia all the time), reading their apple watches (Jasmine ALL the time), and sitting at the bar eating (most of the them). The quality of dancers is usually all over the place based on what you like. There's usually 2 or 3 per shift that actually dance. There's always a good amount of very large girls that look good but a little too big for my liking (even though I like thick, they are still too large). It seems like more than half the girls don't speak English so don't expect much conversation or GFE. That being said, there is some very good dancers. Look for the ones that actually smile and seem comfortable with what they are doing. Diana and Lucy are adorable barely legal looking girls with great personalities and know how to LD. Bridget is skinny goth type that is friendly and knows how to pole dance. Honey Bun, Rihanna and Mariah are shapely latin girls who are nice to look at. One big complaint is that there's almost never good AA girls. One per shift if you're lucky.

LD area is good and pretty private. $20 per dance. Most are fine with roaming. Just pick the right one. I think it's easy to figure out who will be fun. Tip: stay away from the apple watchers and yawners. LOL.

As for the bar itself. Good prices ($5 domestic bottles). Bartenders are great. Music isn't too loud. Food is good. Plenty of space at the bars. TV's could be a little bigger. It's hard to see updates on games they are so small.

Note: This review is based on early evening. I am sure that late night and weekends are much better. I'm just trying to inform the 9 to 5 boring family man that has to be home early (like myself,)

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