Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

I had a reasonable experience since I was looking at something closer home. There is a lot of pressure to part with your 1USD at the rate of 1 per hour!! However the private dances were intense and satisfying at 20 bucks. Also there is pressure to buy drinks but...

My first visit in a while. Talent on stage was OK, not great but OK, you sit at the bar and the girls dance on the stage sometimes stepping off stage to take a tip then back to the stage, then after finishing their set, and there may be...

The women were very good looking. Most were young with tight bodies. A few older and few with a little meat on them. Almost all were Brazilian or Russian. The dances I got were very good. Everyone was friendly. I walked out with a smile on my face.

The only down...

Usually go to this club during the afternoon for the HOT brazilians. There are a couple that are extremely hot including a Penelope Cruz look a like. Tipping the bouncer in the lap dance room sometimes allows some more hands off supervision, but very difficult for extras. ...

was there last week not what it used to be. last time before this visit i was there there was alot of good looking women on stage young and older. drinks werent as pricey and overall it was a decent club...

went there after work. most of the dancers were above average. some i thought looked bad, but most were decent with a couple standouts.

russian girl gave me a great lap dance. worth the $20! barmaids however were pretty beat. NOT attractive at all, kinda scary looking in a troll...

Bottom line- Not a bad place if your expectations are low but not worth travelling out of your way.
Stopped by midweek in the evening. Dancers are attractive enough and friendly but is definately not a high milage place. Many Russians, some latinos. Dancers will come by at the bar and...

A decent club; been going on and off for years. I live in the general area, and its convenient in comparison to, say hiking it up to Delilah's in Sayreville, or Go Go Rama in south jersey.

Two minor but obvious drawbacks as I see it; no easy way to...

Was here again for a brief stop. High percentage of dances to customers.
None of the girls were particularry attractive on this trip just your "normal" Jersey bikini club tyope girls.
I did not partake in any dances on this visit , althought I have had them in the past....

Not a complete waste of time but not worth traveling to either.

Mostly eastern european and brazilian dancers the night I visited. Most were in the 5-7 range with perhaps an 8 in the mix. Although the dancers were friendly, they were definately focused on tips and getting you into the...

Stopped by after a long absence. This is your typical NJ bikini club. Was somewhat less crouwded than normal this evening. Mostly Eastern European girls and "American" girls this evening, big change from my last few visits when a high perecentage of the girls were hispanic.
Sat with...

Typical NJ bikini club. Lots of dancers work the evening shift and the evening I was there, they tended to be on the chunky side. Did find one very cute and sexy blond russian dancer who clearly stood out from the rest and ended up getting several pleasant CDs from...

The place was lame today. Two of the women were hot, the rest were not. Several of them were unattractive. My dance with one , name started with an L, was quite good. She was by far the best of the bunch. All were from South America.
If not for...

Every go-go has its day, and fortunately my last trip to Torps was one of them. Good selection of talent with a solid backroom for dances. There is good privacy and the bouncer never was busy watching TV. Beers and shots were flowing, and the dancers were...

Stopped by on Monday evening, there were about 7 girls working, most were in the 5 to 6 range and thats probably being generous. About half of them Hispanic (Bound Brook is about 75% Hispanic in population) one little hottie, but nothing to rave about.
Girls dance onthe stage which...

Back in NJ on business again, and thought I'd check out another club. Last time I was here, I tried a place down the street, and didn't have a good experience, but this looks like a more up-market establishment. And to a degree, it was. I guess this is the...

Usually a lot of decent looking girls in the 7-9 range, but the dollar parade can be relentless. My experiences with the lap dances here have always been on the tame side, in part due to the bouncer that makes his presence known at all times. As a...

Visited the club a couple of times over the past several weeks, both in the afternoon and the evening. Afternoons are pretty tame with 4-6 dancers working, many of whom are a bit older (although I wouldn't call them MILFs). The CDs I've tried in the afternoon have...

Dropped down at torpedos last Saturday evening. The place is pretty spacious with lots of pool tables, TVs etc. The gals ranged from 4-6 with Dianne an 8, too bad she did'nt care for anyone else. She spend the whole evening with just one guy.kinda sucked. The drinks are reasonably...

Dropped in for lunch last Mon afternoon. Only 4 other customers in the entire place, with about 8 girls dancing. $3 beer and $2 cheeseburger with some eye candy does make a decent lunch. After eating, accepted an offer for a dance from a Latin dancer,...

The new management at this club is changing things. Can't tell yet if it is for the better or worse. The big sign outside screams new management, but more police watching the place does not give me the comfort feeling that this place is getting better.... Why are the local...

Stopped in last Fri night for one last round before heading home. Eye candy was good as ever. Place was hopping, a far cry from the few patrons up the road where I stopped earlier. Wanted to try a dance, but didn't see anyone that interested me....

We ended up at torpedos as it turned out to be the nearest club from our place. The club is bigger than all the near by clubs . The gals mostly europeon were good. Though most of them visited very freqntly. DOn't forget to keep a big stack of dollar...

Stopped by on a Saturday night to have a beer, watch the b-ball games and see what was going on. The good things are that the beer is relatively cheap ($3 for a Bud Light) and it is close to my house (probably not helpful for anyone else).
The girls...

Over the years, the looks have slowly declined. In the last few months, I have had just so much fun here, it is unreal. Like anywhere else, when you are a regular customer you will be treated better by the girls. I was there last sunday, and the lapdance was...