Erotic Cafe

This place still has me completely baffled. Sometimes I go and think wow great value and good looking girls but other times its like they don't want to be open at…

So after a number of pretty good reviews, this place has really gotten tired. It's the same old people day in day out, and one of the few nice and attractive…

This club is part of a motel. The club is not clean. This club has gone downhill. The dancers here are only rated 4 to 6 versus 7 to 8 a few…

This place is one of those double oxymorons, similar to military intelligence. The unerotic noncafe is a waste of time. It suffers from an absence of decent terpsichorean talent, any…

The EC is in a grubby-looking building next to a cheap motel on Route 73 North just at the I-130 intersection (blink and you'll miss it). Inside there is a long rectangular…

The is by far the best place to get "satisfied" for your dollar. The club is a bit small and sometimes there are not more than 5-10 dancers on at a time.…

Slow Sunday at the Erotic Cafe. There were only 2 dancers around at the time i got there. 1 additional girl showed up later. First girl i was approached…

Stopped by here again and had another similar experience. There are only about 4-5 girls on during the day shift, but there are good times to be had. Just about…

Attached motel pretty much sums up the kind of environment that you are talking about, but the place isn't all that bad. $10 cover charge to get in and it's BYOB.…

The Erotic Cafe is a small topless BOYB club located off of route 73 in Pennsauken, New Jersey. The small rectangular club sits behind a parking lot,in front of a motel. The…

The lap dances are too short at 3 minutes for $20. I arrived on a Monday afternoon. I got some dances from a decent lookong busty brunette, not bad as she let…

From a contact point of view this place aint bad. The girls are a little rough but they are fairly free with their body in the couch dance area in back. Nice…

I've had mixed experiences here. From I've seen and experienced, the LDs in the couch room are pretty good -- hands on, etc. The last two times I've been there…

$20 for 3 minutes in the lap room. Only 3 or 4 dancers during my visit. The only one who didn't look sloppy was Cali. She is a brunette in her 30s…

First time, Last time. This place is a dive. The fact that it is byob is it's only redeaming quality. I had one very undesirealble mechanical dance from the one 7 in…

It has been about a year since I stopped into this club. Things were improved over the last time. The club is still a small hole in the wall. They have added…

I hadn't been here in awhile. It's a small byob place. I went there right after work. There was only a hand full of dancers there. The mileage…

Visited on 2-23-02, was hoping to see Erin. She was not there. Had a double LD with Anistasia. A defininate "10", long brown hair, nice body, great personality, good

I stopped in on a recent Friday. I have not been to EC for many months. Only 3-4 guys in the club and about 5-6 girls. There's something missing at EC these…

club has went down hill big time. Girls have been there for 10years or more. Need new faces. Some girls have talent and that is their only means of surviving. Smart girls…

I stopped by here again after a year or two. It was a weeknite and very slow. I found myself intrigued by a very slender, flexible woman who seemed to be putting…

I visited this place for the first time early Friday afternoon. It was packed because of a special party event -- about a dozen girls working, and maybe 40 customers, many drunk.…

Stopped by the Erotic Cafe for the first time in about a year. This used to be my favorite place, but the Playhouse in Burlington has overtaken this place and…

Stopped in for the first time on 1-12-07. It's a BYOB club, $10 entry fee. The batrender will put your beer in the cooler and serve you another when you…

Club is a little small, but the girls are very friendly and passionate off stage and during couch dance. Ive been to a few other clubs around the area, but this is…

Stopped in around 9:30 on a Friday night. Dancer quality ranged from 4 to 8 in looks, with a few dancers getting 10s for attitude. Barmaid that night was gorgeous…

I've been dropping in here on road trips from NewEngland to Virginia for the past few years... I've stopped in for a few hours several times in the past 3 months on…

I've been in 4 or 5 times in the last few months. Twice on Saturday nights. The first Saturday was really slow , about 4 other customers. I think there was 6…

Since I complained about this place in July the've reverted to the the old rules. I think the atmosphere has improved quite a bit. The dancers no longer seem sullen,…

I stopped into this club on Monday afternoon. I used to frequent this place but have not been there in a long time. I happened to be driving by…

Went to erotic cafe the other day. Good news they lowered their dance price back to twenty dollars. This is small club with a tiny stage. On the plus side…

Tried again to see if the Erotic Cafe had done anything to improve itself. They cant do much with the building or shape of the club, stage in center with…

I have been coming to the Erotic Cafe (formerly the Riviera) for 17 years. It is a shame what has happened to this club since the recent increase in price of…

New rules have ruined this place. Customer and dancer exodus, leaving a sad, has-been atmosphere. One or two pretty girls on occasion, but little incentive to try lame dances at…

Been a while since i last visited.Things have changed.Dances went from $20 to $30 and the talent has declined.Some things have not changed, the same old man was sittting at the same…

This club is not as nice any more. They raised the dance prices to 30$ and the private room is $200. The private room has a beaded curtain so it is…

I revisited here after a few years. I read others saying it has declined and the bargain CD prices increased to the standard $30. It was fairly dead on the Sun. midnight I…

From the outside this place looks like a whole in the wall. Which it basically is. However its the girls that make this place. They range from 6-8 in my…

Here's an update to my last review. I've been to the EC four or five times since then, so obviously I decided it wasn't too bad! Dancers I can personally recommend are…

The more I go to this place the more I like it. I have yet to go during the traditional busy times like Friday or Saturday night. I usually have…

I stopped by the Erotic Cafe yesterday (Fri, March 10) from about 8-11. I've driven by many times but it's kind of at an awkward spot at the corner of Routes…

Stopped by on the Jersey side of the river a couple of weeks ago. This place is small and dark, but it comes equipped with dancers who don't waste…

This place has gotten some bad press lately, most of it warranted, but I decided to give it another try since it is one of my favorite places of all time.…

I found this small club annoying. The dancers are biker ma’s that tend to be blunt and in your face. The lap dances take place on a couch, in the hallway between…

I have been here twice in the last couple of months, and the girl quality has gone way up. There are usually only a few girls working, but usually 1 or two…

Was here two weeks ago. Contact is nice, but it's always a shame that it has to be compared to its neighbor to the north. Not so fun anymore.…

It never disaapoints. Full contact. Public exhibitionism for my wife. And semi-private exhibitionism for her in the private dance room. We love it here. Just wish more…

My suggustion is to avoid this club like the plague and head to the Playhouse! The girls are average with some above average; however, the management consists of a bunch of…

This is a solid club. Don't pay any attention to those other reviews. I agree w/the one post about if this club were located in philly it would rate as outstanding,…

I was extremely disappointed. Girls rated 5-6. They added a VIP room. Get this......they want $200 for a half hour! One of the dancers tried to sell me...........I didn't just fall off…

This club suffers because of its proximity to a certain place in Burlington (do your own homework). If not for that establishment, this joint would get raves. On a Saturday…

Went recently on a Sunday afternoon and the place was dead. Only two dancers and less than a handful of customers. Couldn't really get much of an idea about this place but…

Decided to revisit and see if anything had improved in the last few months. Unfortunately, the talent was as bad as my last visit here. The owner needs to invest some money…

stopped by recently on a Saturday afternoon. That's not a reliable time to go -- there were only a couple of dancers working at the time. The dances I was able…

Visited the cafe on Friday night with a buddy and was surprised at the crowd. Lots of people, including many couples, but the same number of girls so the…

At one point in time, this was a great place to visit and have some fun. Based on a recent visit, I cannot recommend. Get some fresh talent, take some notes from THE…

stopped by again on a tues afternoon, hoping that last time there was not the norm. it seems to be. girls were average at best. this club used…

Stopped by the Erotic a couple of weeks ago. First time there in a few months. This was an afternoon visit and there were all of 3 customers in the place. Probably…

A recent afternoon visit yeilded only 3 dancers . The schedule on the website was innaccurate.Girls danced 2 song sets and by the time they freshened up ,it was time to get…

This place looks like most routine strip clubs, and is not much to look at inside. The difference is that the atmosphere is a bit more loose and if one goes…

Hadn't been to Erotic Cafe for over a year, so I decided to stop in around 11pm on a Friday night. I have been to this club several times over the past…

boy this is a small space! 6 girls working on a mon nite around 10 pm. none real attractive in my book. very aggressive on the tips at the bar, and…

Went in with a buddy over Christmas vacation. Boy howdy, I have to tell you, this place has taken a punch. I haven't been there for a couple of years,…

went to the cafe for the first time in a long time. used to go regularly before it was a juice bar, and after the change over still stopped by often.…

I used to rate this club a 9 but my favorite hot spot in jersey has become the playhouse in burlington. Don't get me wrong, erotic cafe is a great place. It's…

I go here all of the time. It is one of the best "juice bar" strip clubs I have ever been to. It is small but not seedy. The…

Stopped by last Saturday. Paid the $10 cover and got a coke. Should have driven on by.There were only 4 girls working and 2 should never get naked in public. The others…

This is a small club with a tiny stage centered on one side of a bar that mostly fills the room. The dancers range from OK to pretty damn hot.…

I think this place suffers because it is near the Playhouse in Burlington which is more expensive but you get so much more. The girls were pretty for the most part…

It has been a while since I stopped at the Erotic Review, so I figured I would have a look again when I was in the area on Tuesday. I stopped…

I've been coming to this place off and on for the last 25 years, long before it was a LD factory. Never had a bad time. The previous review shocks me.…

Went on a Wednesday night, 8PM. Three girls. Two were 3's at best (oversize in all the wrong places). Third was pretty hot. Got 3 dances but got…

I bumped my rating from 8.5 to 10 because this club has to compete with a tuscl top five, Playhouse. My 4th visit was pretty good. Weekday 9 pm or so. I…

I stopped by last week since I had not been in for a few months. I have been spending most of my time up the road at The PlayHouse. Place is still…

This is a club that I usually don't get to very often. I've enjoyed it in the past although it is very small and usually does not have many dancers at…

Consider this a preliminary review, since I didn't make it to the VIP room on my initial visit, which came late on a Thursday night when the girls were busy with regulars…

This place sets the standard by which all other strip clubs should be judged. TEC blows the competition (anywhere) away in terms of value for the money. Don't be afraid…

This is a good high milage club, yes its some what of a dump, the quality of the girls ranges from 5 to7 and an occasional 8. But the counch dances…

Visited here late Wednesday night/early Thursday morning. Had 3 enjoyable dances with Ivy. Laid back atmosphere, and reasonably priced. The $10 cover includes 2 free drinks, and $20 lap dances are a…

We'd like to respond to a few recent reviews of this place. First to TUSCL12345 - we agree this place is small, somewhat of a dump, and the talent is uneven.…

SKANK! Run, do not walk, from this crap hole! Been there twice, one night, one day. Day shift consisted of 4 girls, each fatter and uglier than the next. I actually had…

I go to this club once in a while, and the talent is very hit or miss. The club's interior is very cramped with a very small stage that you rarely tip,…

Visited on thurs nite about 10:30, cover charge is 10 BYOB. Wait for about 30 min to see any decend dancer. Only 4 to 6 dancer in the whole place.…

After reading FONDL's review(6-27-03), I had to see Courtney. FONDL called her "..the most attractive dancer we have ever encountered anywhere.." I arrived in the early afternoon and waited for Courtney to…

Visited this club for the second time several weeks back (don't know why I waited so long!). Starting time was kind of slow, but things picked up by 2 in the…

This place is smaller than I imagined. But the price/mileage, is better than Baltimore's Players Club, and it doesn't have the hussle of the Block. it was near closing time, and I…

You'll be hard-pressed to find a higher mileage club in the state of NJ (except for the Playhouse and maybe Go-Go-Rama). From what I saw, all of the girls are very friendly…

Was there on Tuesday night. The club was dead. Dancers range from 5-7. This is still a good club for mileage during LD. Dancers walk around after getting off stage and do…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon around 6. Saw Bella, Ciena, Sassy, and Cheri. Bella was a thin, dark, pretty girl. After she danced, she offered a lap but then…

I stopped by recently. This place is good, but I think some of the reviews give it more credit then it earns. Girls were definitely frisky, but cautious. I'd like to give…

What the Erotic Cafe lacks in ambience, the dancers make up in enthusiasm. The Club is very much hole-in-the-wall, and the tables and chairs are lined up against the wall.…

General Impressions about the Club -Club rates 9 out of 10. -I visited during an early Friday afternoon. -A small club, but not as small as I had expected from the…

I drive by this club every nite on my way home from work. There are usually several cars in the lot but it is far from full. No alcohol but…

I am giving this a high rating based on past experiences, however although I stopped here last night, I did not sample the goods. The bouncer informed us when we got there…

Went to the Erotic cafe on a Friday afternoon and was disappointed with the lack of talent. Only a few girls working (unlike Playhouse), so there were time where there…