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Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Hole in the wall located in a sketchy semi-industrial area in heavily african-american prince georges county. Not surprisingly the dj stuck with rap songs, and there were plenty of sistas with booties. Penelope, a white…

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Expecting the 4th best club in the country, I approached a rather small nondescript building in a not so nice part of Baltimore City. Reluctantly I paid the $35 (membership and entry fee). After a…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, VA

I hit FF after spending some time at Hot Seat on a Saturday night. Must use the rear door to get into the lap dance part of this place. I wasn't overly impressed with Hot…

Went in there on a Monday afternoon at that point there were a number of men and a decent amount of dancers as well it's a small place there wasnt that much empty space when…

Well, this place has been reviewed more than a few times but I’ll give my point of view from my brief visit. Anyway I walk in around 10:30 pm on Friday, $10 cover and I…

I was cruising down the highway, what did I see? Exotic dancers waiting for me. I popped a U-ee at the wing spot, Jughandle. Then I pulled up to the spot to see what I…

This club was renovated since the last time I’ve seen it. Drove by it a few times. It’s next to a hotel off of NJ 73 which was a little suspect but I decided to…