This place is one of those...

This place is one of those double oxymorons, similar to military intelligence. The unerotic noncafe is a waste of time. It suffers from an absence of decent terpsichorean talent, any truly amatory intent, or anything redolent of entertainment. In short, it sucks, and not in a good way. Since none of the employees or so-called talent really care to be there, you are treated to an effusive mixture of boredom and apathy. Save your money. Go elsewhere - any where else will be better....