So I've been to House a few times, and I thought I'd leave a review

So I've been to House a few times, and I thought I'd leave a review. This is a review from about a month ago on a Saturday night. So I get to the spot around 11:00 and there's a good amount of people inside. The inside is really nice compared to the other DC area strip clubs I've been to (Ebony Inn, Sinsationals, Harley Riders). I like the fact that it's metro accessible and I don't have to struggle to find a parking spot on the DC streets. Anyway, I really like this club. All the dancers imo are really attractive, and in pretty good shape. There were no pot belly's or busted faces when I went. Hell, the waitresses and the bartender was nice to look at too. As far as the dances go, I've read in other reviews that DC has a no-touch rule, but I guess they're pretty lax in this club, because I had my hands all over the place and no one told me it was a problem. The top dancers that come to mind were Juicy and Fancy. There was one girl in there that I never got her name, but she was pretty much flawless. Pretty face, nice round ass, no stomach, no tats. She never took her top off though. She looked like she should be on a runway and not in a strip club, oh well. It sucks though that the lap dances are $20 a song. I just can't do that. Maybe if I win a stack at Maryland Live I'll consider paying $20 a song one night, but until then....no. All in all I would recommend this club. There's a lot of eye candy, there were no girls walking around with stank attitudes, and you can get a pretty nice show without blowing a hole in your wallet.