The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

This is the first time I...

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maskmask21
Aug 14, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

This is the first time I have been here since the new renovations. The place actually looks really nice. It may be one of the best looking clubs I have seen. 3 stages on bottom level and the main stage has 2 poles. Club did a good job of keeping girls on the 4 poles at all times. Only problem is the girls looked like around the way girls you see walking the streets at any time. With the exception of one or two didn't see anything special about the girls. But im getting ahead of myself.

Walked in after 12PM after leaving Macombo Lounge. I just wanted to peak in to see what the place had going on. I walk inside the door and see a receptionist behind a window and she asked me for $10 cover. The last time I came there was no cover just a drink minimum. I said fine thinking this would be only cost. After walking in the bouncer told me I had to go to the bar. I didn't want to drink anymore so I declined but he started yelling that a drink was mandatory. Poor customer service. I went to the bar and asked for the cheapest drink. She said a light beer is about $8. I asked for water and she said $6. Then she gave me attitude. Ridiculous. I grabbed my drink and went to main stage area. There are 4 tables in front of stage and a tipping station connected to stage. I sipped my drink and watched the girls on all 3 stage perform. No pole tricks just booty shacking on all stages. It seems the thicker girls were getting the most tips this night and the spinners hardly got anything (opposite of Macumbo Lounge). Behind the 4 tables on a higher level is a VIP section with couches. In between the main stage and the secondary stages are little tables to sit at. And there were a few tables around the secondary tables. There is an upstairs where you can purchase table dances (which for the right tip become low mileage lap dances) but I did not partake.

I wanted to leave after 10 minutes when I saw all the girls but didn't want to stay after pretty much dropping $20 cover. So I relaxed for a few minutes. The girls started to get more aggressive visiting the tables during their stage show in order to get tips. It was ok until this mammoth of women came to me demanding a tip. I gave her a dollar to go away and she got mad that I gestured my finger asking her to turn around. She then felt the need to give me a lecture on proper way to address her. Who does she think she is? I gave her a pity tip and this how she acting? Cant stand rude strippers. Girls who think they are entitled to money just because the take their clothes off (which she didn't-Thank God). Her copartner on stage was making big money and the sad thing is that she has to share the earning with this lazy slob named "Cash". The girl has the wrong body type and attitude to make it as a stripper but thats none of my business. After that I headed out.

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