Swinging Dongs: The House Has Male Dancers Now!!!

I made the horrible mistake of going to The House after a long while. See, I had heard about them hiring Jim Graham, former city councilman for Ward 1 and notorious faggot. (You read right! I have respect for gays actually but he is not one of them!) Anyway, I get to the door and the cover is like $15. I turn to leave and the manager was all like "We got free food and drink specials!) I was extra bored and didn't feel like traveling to PG so I paid. Low and behold, the second I crossed the portal, I see 2 lovely white girl who greet me with a "Hey baby!" (red flag: WTF are whites girls doing in here???) I look over to my left and there I see it, a handsome fella in thong swing on a pole. I look straight ahead and an extra latino fella in bowtie and a thong. Yes folks, I stumbled on gay night at the House. Needless to say, I got the hell outta there with the quickness! Just as I was leaving, 2 other guys were coming in and didn't know about the changes. I'm like "Yo, IT'S DUDES IN THERE!" They quickly got their refunds and headed to Macombos. I got my refund and headed out when the other manager says "It's Male and Female dancers tonight!" I'm like "Nah Bruh, I know thats whats hot in the streets right now but I'm gonna have to pull my Republican card on this one." He tells me he's sorry and to come back on Friday and Saturday night for all female dancers. I now have an official reason to NEVER set foot in that establishmment again.