The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

The House, not what it used to be...

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yrmac02
Sep 21, 2020, 4:16 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I really don't know what the owner/manager is thinking. I followed the club on IG and noticed that he was talking alot about the club being open and the quality of the girls and whatnot. To start, it cost $35 at the door. That covered 2 drinks. Inside it's dark and music is playing and it's sparsely populated. If you've ever seen a Dracula movie when Harker first walks into Dracula's castle, and the ladies are shrinking into the shadows and pop out unexpectedly, but also seem to follow him everywhere - that's the scene. Except the ladies that are popping out are waitress/servers wearing booty shorts and thick fishnet stockings. They pop out and do a few booty twerks and kinda just stand and stare. I only saw one lady dressed to entertain. The rest looked like juice bar servers. I also noticed that there was a dj who was playing the 1 minute songs. Maybe it was a slow night - hard to imagine on a Friday. But if the House had been reduced to just another twerk show, then fuck it, I quit.

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