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On another thread there was a discussion of what to wear. Like most guys I've always gone in what I wore to work that day, which is usually Kakis and a nice shirt.…

If you find a stripper who you like to spend time with, do you ASK her for her PHONE NUMBER and ASK her if she wants to see you OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE? or......are you…

Where are the men who would let a stripper who is WASTEFUL and NOT RESPONSIBLE with MONEY move in with them? There are men out there who would practically BEG a stripper who is…

Anyone out there try to BUY AFFECTION from a stripper who NEEDS MONEY? Anyone tell a stripper that she will earn his MONEY by seeing him OUTSIDE THE CLUB (not necessarily for SEX)?…

When I first started getting lap dances, it seemed like the girl always faced me during the dance. Now it seems like they all want to face away from me (maybe I've gotten uglier…

There are some things that strippers do that puzzle me. Maybe I'm weird, but there are some things they do which I don't find sexy at all. For example: Slapping their own asses, giggling their asses,…

If you had to categorize your SC habit as a hobby or a vice, what would you say? I proudly accept it as my vice, and I think everybody's got one ;)

I frequent a large club on monthly out of town business trips. I've developed 3-5 "favorites" that I look for when I'm in town. It's getting difficult to juggle all…

I had heard about this from someone at work tonight, and I assumed it was just local, but I just think this is weird: Court Date Set in Spanking Strippers Case LITTLE ROCK (AP) - A Sept.…

I will be in Toronto later this month, and would like to know what my options are. Naturally, I saw the 24 clubs listed for Toronto, and Brass Rail and For Your Eyes seeem to…

While reading reviews, I often see comments about Feature Dancers. I've seen maybe three or four, in my time. I've yet to see anything to write home about. Seems mostly an opportunity to sell pictures…

A comment on another topic made me think of this. I've had a few LDs that literally hurt. Too much grinding. Too Hard. Too Fast. Have you ever had to stop a girl in mid-dance and get…

There is a dancer at my favorite club that I see almost every time I'm there. She used to ask me for dances telling me "They call me the tool girl-wanta see why?" I tried…

I just read a review of a club (Kenny Mays in Hammond, IN) by our own bestoftmz. It told me all that I needed to know in just two lines: "If you are out walking…

This topic may be a little strange, but I'm just curious. Of the last 4 strippers who've been kindly enough to sleep with me (OTC), three of them had one thing in common:…

I guess we are really here to talk about strip clubs and not each other, so in this spirit I like to ask everyone to share what they think the perfect LD is (FS and…

Any strippers out there who REFUSE to see customers OUTSIDE THE CLUB who tell the customers it is because they are AFRAID OF STALKERS when the REAL reason is that the stripper is NOT INTERESTED…

Has anyone ever ASKED a stripper if any members of her FAMILY are CRIMINALS? Do you think that it might be useful to ASK this question if you are looking for a FRIENDSHIP and/or…

Any customer out there who considers a particular stripper to be his FRIEND if the stripper REFUSES to tell her REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER and REFUSES to see you OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE?…

To see you old farts get so upset here. You should all chill out, relax, go down to your local SC and pay some young women for phony affection. You'll feel much better, really.

A knee jerk criticism of my posts here is that I make up "bogus statistics". Now since many of you seem a bit slow here and/or humor impaired let me spell this out for you: When I…

Interestingly enough, I have seen guys come in from hard-working jobs, soiled and sweaty, and have very little to no problem getting personal lap dances. This weekend, however, there were several comments made about an…

A post on another topic about southern efficiency and northern charm reminded me of an old joke. In Heaven: …

...that the only real difference between DavidS and RL is a daily dose of Haldol? Sorry, just had to ask.

Ladies, please don't take any offense because none is intended. I just wanted to share something that happened to me some time ago. There was this very attractive dancer who I got to…