TOP 10 WORST EXCUSES, STRIPPERS & EXOTIC DANCERS, HAVE USED TO GET OUT OF WORK W

10. MY GRANDMOTHER WILL BE EXECUTED AT MIDNIGHT. I HAVE A DATE WITH THE GOVENOR AT ELEVEN.

9. I HAVE MY PERIOD – (FOR THE 3RD TIME THIS MONTH?) – (REALLY?? ) WHAT IS THIS HOCKEY?

8. I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS WITH BIG AND SMALL PROBES.

7. MY DOG ATE THE CAT AND THREW UP IN THE FISH TANK.

6. I HAVE POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER. I BROKE A NAIL.

5. I FELL OFF THE STRIPPER POLE AT THE CLUB LAST NIGHT AND LANDED ON A PENIS.

4. MY STILETTO GOT STUCK IN A SIDEWALK CRACK AND I BROKE MY MOTHERS BACK.

3. I BURNED MYSELF BRAZILIAN STYLE.

2. MY BF SAID ANAL DOESN'T HURT. HA! HE ALWAYS THINKS HE KNOWS IT ALL.

1. CLIENT NUMBER 9 IS IN TOWN AGAIN.
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