TOP 10 WORST EXCUSES, STRIPPERS & EXOTIC DANCERS, HAVE USED TO GET OUT OF WORK W

MY GRANDMOTHER WILL BE EXECUTED AT MIDNIGHT. I HAVE A DATE WITH THE GOVENOR AT ELEVEN.

I HAVE MY PERIOD – (FOR THE 3RD TIME THIS MONTH?) – (REALLY?? ) WHAT IS THIS HOCKEY?

I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS WITH BIG AND SMALL PROBES.

MY DOG ATE THE CAT AND THREW UP IN THE FISH TANK.

I HAVE POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER. I BROKE A NAIL.

I FELL OFF THE STRIPPER POLE AT THE CLUB LAST NIGHT AND LANDED ON A PENIS.

MY STILETTO GOT STUCK IN A SIDEWALK CRACK AND I BROKE MY MOTHERS BACK.

I BURNED MYSELF BRAZILIAN STYLE.

MY BF SAID ANAL DOESN'T HURT. HA! HE ALWAYS THINKS HE KNOWS IT ALL.

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