TOP 10 WORST EXCUSES, STRIPPERS & EXOTIC DANCERS, HAVE USED TO GET OUT OF WORK W

10. MY GRANDMOTHER WILL BE EXECUTED AT MIDNIGHT. I HAVE A DATE WITH THE GOVENOR AT ELEVEN. 9. I HAVE MY PERIOD – (FOR THE 3RD TIME THIS MONTH?) – (REALLY?? ) WHAT IS THIS HOCKEY? 8. I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS WITH BIG AND SMALL PROBES. 7. MY DOG ATE THE CAT AND THREW UP IN THE FISH TANK. 6. I HAVE POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER. I BROKE A NAIL. 5. I FELL OFF THE STRIPPER POLE AT THE CLUB LAST NIGHT AND LANDED ON A PENIS. 4. MY STILETTO GOT STUCK IN A SIDEWALK CRACK AND I BROKE MY MOTHERS BACK. 3. I BURNED MYSELF BRAZILIAN STYLE. 2. MY BF SAID ANAL DOESN'T HURT. HA! HE ALWAYS THINKS HE KNOWS IT ALL. 1. CLIENT NUMBER 9 IS IN TOWN AGAIN. [view link] [view link] [view link] 1-877-427-8747