Reasons to visit a strip club...
I'd thought I'd start a new thread opposing the other thread.
1. I have some spare cash and already paid my bills.
2. There's nothing good on tv.
3. I'm having a lot of fun at the strip clubs.
4. You're having a divorce party.
1. I have some spare cash and already paid my bills.
2. There's nothing good on tv.
3. I'm having a lot of fun at the strip clubs.
4. You're having a divorce party.
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6. For a manageable fee, I'll be able to arrange a sexual encounter, which saves me the trouble of the difficulty of arranging a conventional date, wining and dining her, and waiting on her trust for us to finally seal the deal.
7. Although I want sex every day, actually I only need it once a month or so. Going to a club allows me to have this sex on a basis wherein I avoid the high financial and emotional cost of a marriage. I can control the encounter, control the cost, whereas a marriage is an unpredictable situation that goes wrong 51% of the time in our present day society.
The sun set at night.
Either one is a good excuse to go.
2) I have money to spend
3) I need to meet new friends
4) They sell beer there, if it's nude water and that's okay too
Seriously, that's the main thing that gets me into a club...
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2. To avoid having to do anything on my "honey-do" list
3. Because it is THERE!
...where else can I see several nude girls up close
... because I told the dancer I just talked to at the regular club I would be coming to visit
...years ago, because I wanted to visit the club when one dancer wouldn't be working. She was all over me and scared other dancers away.
...I got a free pass, and they are serving hot pizza. This was years ago too but I would enjoy it today. Funny thing was I kept getting free passes all year and they had free pizza for as long as the club was open.
2. Because bodily tension builds up and needs to be relieved.
3. Because relief is all but guaranteed.
4. Because the hassle factor in the above is minimal, and the price is, too.
2. Internet porn gets boring after a while.
3. The smell. The touch.
4. My wife is fat (I can handle that) and doesn't put out anymore (I can't handle that).
2) You can unleash your inner horny 18 year old
3) You can spend the same as you would taking a civilian girl out except you know exactly what you will get in return.
4) You can get away with being a slight asshole
5) Like going to a regular bar where the women patrons are required to wear less
6) It builds character
7) Develops unique interpersonal skills
8) To stay updated on the latest slang
9) Your friends will think you are cool
10) Just be a guy with little or few consequences