Reasons to visit a strip club...

5. I'm single and for twenty bucks an attractive woman is going to let me suck her nipples, grope her breasts, and perhaps play with her kitty.

6. For a manageable fee, I'll be able to arrange a sexual encounter, which saves me the trouble of the difficulty of arranging a conventional date, wining and dining her, and waiting on her trust for us to finally seal the deal.

7. Although I want sex every day, actually I only need it once a month or so. Going to a club allows me to have this sex on a basis wherein I avoid the high financial and emotional cost of a marriage. I can control the encounter, control the cost, whereas a marriage is an unpredictable situation that goes wrong 51% of the time in our present day society.

It seems like a good idea at the time.

The sun came up in the morning.

The sun set at night.

Either one is a good excuse to go.

1) I woke up today and everything still works
2) I have money to spend
3) I need to meet new friends
4) They sell beer there, if it's nude water and that's okay too

The primary reason to visit a club is to have full service.

Traffic is snarled up all over town (this is an Atlanta thing) so just pop into a club 'till rush hour subsides.

Seriously, that's the main thing that gets me into a club...

O.

Because you sure as fuck aren't able to touch a naked, beautiful woman for free.

I want to understand the answer to the question "what is the meaning of life". The best way I've found to pursue this eternal question is to get a lap dance from a perfectly endowed young woman. After asking the question, I listen closely to her answer and thus, come close to the truth.

Why IS that? There are all sorts of things that I let other people do for free, that I just don't have the "instinct" to start charging for. Like, the dude on the subway looked at me for free. Why can't I demand $35 for every rock song's worth of time that he stares at me? And, the fellow who sells newspapers on the street corner, he smiled at me and said "Hi" because he recognizes me. That's another $35! What about my Doctor? He had his secretary phone me to ask about some insurance portion of a bill he claims I didn't pay (I don't know if he's right or wrong). Can I charge him $35 for my time? It's about the length of one rock song ...

Because I like boobies.

1. To help start kick the economy back to health (what a selfless
act!!)

2. To avoid having to do anything on my "honey-do" list

3. Because it is THERE!

1. Because there's nothing else to do in whatever town I'm in for business...

ozy...I've been in Atlanta during rush hour. If I lived there, I would be in a club every day!

...because you're left alone in Columbia, South Carolina and haven't been to Platinum Plus in a while. Actually happened a couple of times. Well one time was also to let the traffic die down. I let it die way down.

...where else can I see several nude girls up close

... because I told the dancer I just talked to at the regular club I would be coming to visit

...years ago, because I wanted to visit the club when one dancer wouldn't be working. She was all over me and scared other dancers away.

...I got a free pass, and they are serving hot pizza. This was years ago too but I would enjoy it today. Funny thing was I kept getting free passes all year and they had free pizza for as long as the club was open.

1. Because I'm a voyeur and exhibitionist.

2. Because bodily tension builds up and needs to be relieved.

3. Because relief is all but guaranteed.

4. Because the hassle factor in the above is minimal, and the price is, too.

1. I'm having a party... in my pants!

2. Internet porn gets boring after a while.

3. The smell. The touch.

4. My wife is fat (I can handle that) and doesn't put out anymore (I can't handle that).

5. because one dancer said she just had breast implants and her doctor said her breasts needed to be massaged. She's counting on me.

Actually, casualguy's funny post about massaging implants has some truth. I new a dancer several years ago who got implants, and one night while I was hanging out with her in her apartment, she had me massage her breasts with oil for a very long time. She said it was to prevent lumpiness and hardening. But with the extra attention I paid to her nipples, hardening was unavoidable...

"knew" vice "new" ... d'oh!

Variety, youth, fantasy, parties, booze, escape and letting a selfish, moody SO know that there are other options.

1) You can actually carry on a conversation without screaming
2) You can unleash your inner horny 18 year old
3) You can spend the same as you would taking a civilian girl out except you know exactly what you will get in return.
4) You can get away with being a slight asshole
5) Like going to a regular bar where the women patrons are required to wear less
6) It builds character
7) Develops unique interpersonal skills
8) To stay updated on the latest slang
9) Your friends will think you are cool
10) Just be a guy with little or few consequences

Oh I forgot...Girlfriend type interaction without the hassle and drama of a girlfriend.

Excellent, Anna!