Visions in New Orleans

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• alliwantforxmas

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  16 years ago

  still a great place to go. It's still the same good action with lots of good looking women. a variety of enhanced and natural so take your pick although a lot more naturals than most places.
• Book Guy

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  16 years ago

  It's still the best club in my town here. The French Quarter clubs are hit-or-miss, depending on whether it's tourist season (and, on whether the girls THINK it's tourist season) and even if there's a good volume of girls, there's the inevitable tourist hustle. But even Visions is a lower-grade club, relative to the opportunities in the rest of the USA. Don't forget, this is an impoverished city of fewer than 200,000 citizens, so we have very little of a market to support adult activities, reputation as "sin city" not withstanding. Unlikely you'll get the "sin" you bargained for: although services might be available, the volume of opportunity will be slimmer than most expect.
  
  Visions has an odd set-up, in that the girls parade bar-top and you're required to give them a dollar when they get to your seat. This is disappointing for about five or eight reasons, for examples: The girls' FEET are at your HEAD height, which means you can't see much of 'em. The girls are lackluster in their performance, rolling out the McAir-Dances one after another. Your choice is precluded, so if there's an ugly or bitchy one, you still have to give her a dollar. Your drink is regularly kicked over. Your drink gets straddled by pussy and ass and then you have to put it in your mouth. Your space at the bar is madly re-occupied by desperate horndogs if you go to the potty. You can't get a drink and stand around without sitting, unless you don't mind looking like you're trying to avoid tipping. You can't really go to the main stage to tip a different girl than the one up-in-your-face at your barstool even if you prefer the other one. All this makes for a "forced to pay" feeling and experience.
  
  But when the place is crowded, and there are ample women to go 'round, and you aren't looking like a lunatic by not sitting at the bar, there's a lot of hand-to-skin contact all over the place, and the women are as hot as, or hotter than, the ones available in the French Quarter. As the economy slips, more ... ahem ... opportunities are becoming available at Visions.
  
  In all, your experience there will be that of a "typical working class" or "home folks" type of bar, rather than the "glitz" and "fakery" of a touristy place like in the French Quarter. The private rooms ($30 dances per song) are very private, and girls who prefer them are generally good bets. Girls who've worked there a good long while are great at lappers. Thing is, there's a "typical working class" attitude among the girls, too -- that they aren't there to entertain you, as much as to get paid for the mere fact of them being their wonderful selves. So there's a bitchy demanding-ness that doesn't happen at the tourist joints where the women have their heads screwed on more tightly about the fact that it's a service industry (whether or not that's full-service or just lap-dance-service). You'll find the Visions women demand that you butter them up, charm them, play like you're trying to pick them up. This is fine if you're a regular, or hot looking, or have the gift of gab, or have coke to dispense. But it's annoying if for you, like for me, one of the reasons you go to a strip club is to AVOID having to treat women as though they are difficult to catch and keep.