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Which average looking celebrity would you like to bone?

bornloser

Florida

17 yrs ago · 1 min read

I have been on a lot of boards on other sites and this question will come up and one name keeps coming up recently: Rachel Ray. She has a fat, round ass and I would love to do her doggiestyle. Other names I have seen were Caroline Kennedy (yukk!) and Chelsea Clinton.

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how
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How about Laurie Dhue from FoxNews?

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motorhead
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All of the above are great choices....I have been in love with Laurie Dhue from the very first time I ever saw her on Fox. And I could do Sarah Palin for sure.

This is a bit outdated, but I always had a crush on Sherry Stringfeld from the early episodes of ER. A bit thick at times, but that's the way I like 'em.

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arbeeguy
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Sarah Palin does not fit within the parameters of this question. She is not an "average looking" woman. She's a former beauty queen for cryin' out loud.

The question almost seems like a non sequitor or an oxymoron -- not sure of what hi-falutin word fits better -- but this is all about fantasy. In my fantasy I would never bone an average looking celebrity.

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Clubber
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Gemma Teller Morrow

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shadowcat
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Juliette Lewis. Appeared in "Natural born killers" and "From dusk til dawn".

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Book Guy
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Juliette Lewis also doesn't count as "average looking." Many men would rank her as a "beauty queen," albeit of an "offbeat" variety.

An "average-looking" woman? I'm sorry to say, I wouldn't, so the question is moot. For me it's a 1-to-1 relation, the more average she looks, the less I want to fuck her. 1-to-1.

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bornloser
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Kari Byron (of Mythbusters)and Ugly Betty. Both have nice racks and fat, round asses and neither could ever be called a beauty queen.

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